Four battered old yoyos – look like they might be from the 1980s – fanta, coca-cola, mello-yello and sprite ~

Can you have an #OldManShoutingAtCloud trigger warning?

Well, young-uns, back in my day we didn’t have any of these #newfangled #Instagram #influencer types

No, we had professional yoyo-ers, that went around to schools and did tricks like #RoundTheWorld and #WalkTheDog

i.e. #GenuineCelebrities