Today I witnessed someone eating their sandwich diagonally instead of horizontally. We must educate people about proper sandwich geometry. #SandwichCuts #GeometricJustice

Just saw a sandwich sliced on the diagonal — chaos in the lunchroom! Flat isn’t just food, it’s philosophy. Let’s educate the world: horizontal cuts for harmony, diagonal chaos for the lost. Slice right, live bright! 🥪✂️ #SandwichCuts #GeometricJustice #SlackingActivism