BOLDLY GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE AND JOIN US FOR KINKY TRIVIA TONIGHT, STAR TREK EDITION. HOSTED BY THE OUTAGEOUS PHAB PHIL. #GETINHERE

WE HOPE YA’LL HAD A GREAT WEEKEND, BUT WE’RE READY FOR THE NEW WEEK, STARTING WITH OUR MONDAY MIXXXER TONIGHT.  7PM – 2AM.  BACK BAR.  NO COVER.  #GETINHERE.

HAPPY SUNDAY BUNDAY CHICAGO. EXTRA BIG DICKSCO TODAY. 3PM - 2AM. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE

🚨TONIGHT🚨 OUR WORLD FAMOUS TRASH'D PARTY IS HOURS AWAY. COME GET TRASH'D WITH US. DJ MILTY EVANS & NEVIN. DIRTY FILTHY HOUSE MUSIC ALL NIGHT LONG. 8PM. #GETINHERE

🚨🔥TONIGHT🔥🚨 WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT… THINGS GET REAL AT THE LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO.

NO COVER. NO EXCUSES. THE DARKER IT GETS, THE BETTER IT FEELS.  #GETINHERE

🚨TOMORROW NIGHT🚨 THIS SATURDAY IS OUR WORLD FAMOUS TRASH'D PARTY. COME GET TRASH'D WITH US. DJ MILTY EVANS & NEVIN. DIRTY FILTHY HOUSE MUSIC ALL NIGHT LONG. 8PM. #GETINHERE

WELCOME. IT'S THIRSTY THURSDAY. #GETINHERE

THIS SATURDAY IS OUR WORLD FAMOUS TRASH'D PARTY. COME GET TRASH'D WITH US. DJ MILTY EVANS & NEVIN. DIRTY FILTHY HOUSE MUSIC ALL NIGHT LONG. 8PM. #GETINHERE

HAPPY OPENING DAY CHICAGO! THE BOYS ARE FINALLY BACK. WE'LL HAVE EVERY CUBS GAME PLAYING LIVE IN THE FRONT BAR, ALL SEASON LONG. WORLD SERIES OR WE RIOT. AND, DON'T WORRY, OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PORN WILL CONTINUE TO PLAY IN THE BACK BAR, UNITERRUPTED. #GOCUBSGO #GETINHERE

HEY CHICAGO! IT’S HUMP DAY… ACT LIKE IT! 😈

JOIN US TONIGHT FOR WEDNESDAY NIGHT DICKSCO – WHERE THINGS GET SWEATY, MESSY, AND A LITTLE OUT OF CONTROL.  LOW LIGHTS, LOUD BEATS, HANDS WHERE THEY DON’T BELONG.   NO COVER.  #GETINHERE

THIS SATURDAY IS OUR WORLD FAMOUS TRASH'D PARTY. COME GET TRASH'D WITH US. DJ MILTY EVANS & NEVIN. DIRTY FILTHY HOUSE MUSIC ALL NIGHT LONG. 8PM. #GETINHERE

THIS SATURDAY IS OUR WORLD FAMOUS TRASH'D PARTY. COME GET TRASH'D WITH US. DJ MILTY EVANS AND & NEVIN. DIRTY FILTHY HOUSE MUSIC ALL NIGHT LONG. 8PM. #GETINHERE

ITS THAT TIME AGAIN MY GARBAGE PEOPLE! I'D LOVE IT OF YOU ALL WOULD JOIN ME AT MY TRASHY PARTY! SATURDAY 3/28! OUR AMAZING RESIDENT TRASH COLLECTORS Milty Evans AND Nevin! #GETIN #GETOFF #GETTRASHD ONLY AT THE LEGENDARY @cellblockchi.bsky.social #GETINHERE

🚨 MONDAY MIXXXER TONIGHT 🚨
If you’ve been behaving all weekend… tonight’s your chance to fix that.

The clothes are optional… The vibes are not.

Come sweat it out, show it off, and get a little too close to strangers who won’t stay strangers for long 😈

#GETINHERE

HAPPY SUNDAY BUNDAY YA'LL, WHERE THE LESS YOU WEAR... THE BETTER IT GETS. GET YOUR TIGHTY WHITES OUT AND COME EXPLORE OUR CAVERNOUS BACKBAR. 3PM - 2AM. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE #TIGHTYWHITIES

ATTENTION BIG BOYS AND CHASERS.  CHUNK CHICAGO IS TONIGHT🪩🪩🪩 SPRING HAS SPRUNG AND SO ARE WE FOR THIS LINEUP 💦💦💦 DJS HOLE TEA & DICAP & THCRTANKER 🍖🍖🍖 GOGO BEARS TREMAINE & ERNESTO 👏👏👏 HOSTED BY MIKEY 🐽🐽🐽 LAST FEW TICKETS AVAILABLE @ CHUNK-PARTY.COM 🦍🦍🦍 9PM – 3AM  #GETINHERE

BEAR UNION IS TODAY.
3PM - 8PM
BearCumUnion.com/chicago
#getinhere

TONIGHT IS RUFF TRADE. SPECIAL PET HOST WOLFPUP BLADE WILL BE HERE ALONG WITH PET DJ TIGERBEATZ. GRAB YOUR LEASHES AND #GETINHERE

HAPPY THIRSTY THURSDAY.   AT YOUR LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK, THISTY ISN’T JUST ABOUT OUR DELICIOUS COCKTAILS.  BACK BAR OPEN AT 8PM. NO COVER. #GETINHERE

Tonight we’re back at it with KINKY KARAOKE w/ PHAB PHIL — where the mics are hot, the drinks are cold, and the crowd is… very friendly.

No rules. No shame.
Just a bar full of people pretending they’re “just here to sing” 😏

Come thirsty.
Leave guilty. 🔥

9PM | Cell Block Chicago

#GETINHERE

THE LUCK OF THE IRISH STARTS TOMORROW... BUT THE MISCHIEF STARTS TONIGHT.

ST. PATRICK'S DAY EVE.
CELL BLOCK CHICAGO.
#GETINHERE

🍀 Luck isn’t the only thing getting rubbed today. 🍀

SUNDAY BUNDAY: DICKSCO
✨ St. Patrick’s Day Edition

Dicksco by Nevin & DJ Austin James

Green MALÖRT.
Lucky boys.
Bad decisions.

3PM-2AM. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK.  #GETINHERE

Are you CUMMING for the green MALÖRT or the disco balls?

ATTENTION: THE GREEN MALÖRT ISN'T GOING TO DRINK ITSELF. JOIN US AFTER THE RIVER DYEING FOR OUR LIMITED EDITION ST. PADDY'S DAY MALÖRT. #GETLUCKY #GETINHERE

CUM GET LUCKY! ST. PADDY'S WEEKEND CELEBRATIONS CONTINUE TONIGHT AT THE LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK FEATURING EROTIQA. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE

SUITS AT PLAY IS HAPPENING TONIGHT. #GETINHERE

ST. PATRICK'S DAY WEEKEND KICKS OFF TONIGHT WITH OUR WORLD FAMOUS CHEMISTRY PARTY IN THE BACK BAR OF YOUR LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE

JOIN US FOR A HUGE SUNDAY BUNDAY TODAY. 3PM-CLOSE. DJ: AUSTIN JAMES. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. FILTHY FUN. #GETINHERE

TONIGHT: WE ARE GIVING YOU A HUGE, VERY SPECIAL LOAD. #GETINHERE

WE GONNA RIOT TONIGHT AT THE LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO. DJ CATALYST SPINNING IN THE BACK BAR WITH LOW LIGHTS. KINKY FUN. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. STIFF COCK-TAILS. #GETINHERE

HAVE A SAFE AND JOYOUS SUNDAY BUNDAY. SEE YOU TODAY AT THE LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO. 3PM-2AM. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. STIFF COCKTAILS. #GETINHERE