40 years old today, in case you want to feel REALLY old. #Getoffmylawn
I also don't like that everything became all about pull requests instead of commits. Nobody reads the commit messages these days. They might as well not be there.
If I wrote all my commit messages at work by rolling my face across the keyboard, not one person would notice.
#OldManYellsAtCloud […]
I need someone to print me a "Kurt Cobain killed himself so his estate could sell you a t-shirt" t-shirt so I can wear it around all these teens wearing Nirvana shirts who don't even know.
#getoffmylawn
why are we innovating new & unexpected placements for car door handles these days? who thought this was a good idea? #getoffmylawn
Microsoft Bob
- Initial Release: March 10, 1995
Clippy (Microsoft Office Assistant)
- Debut: 1996 (with Microsoft Office 97)
BonziBuddy
- Debut: Circa 1999
Tamagotchi
* Debut: 1996
#ai #getoffmylawn
When did graze.social become a difficult thing? God forbid you actually learn something while working on a project these days.
#GetOffMyLawn
Just watching this made my nauseous. I like that lights can be turned off for the moment of loudness, but hate everything else about it. The flashing lights and colors have driven me crazy in other stadiums. #GetOffMyLawn #TeamNotFun
When the hell did "could have seen Star Wars in the theater" become a description of someone being old?
#GetOffMyLawn #OldManYellsAtCloud #StarWars
I hate in the in game on field interview. Hate it. #getoffmylawn
Could it be that Kat watched an episode that was saved on Tivo? Or on a VHS tape? #GetOffMyLawn
We’re one step closer to a Minority Report future where stores will scan our eyes for all our personal data. Might be time to start planning that off-grid cabin in Wyoming… #future #technology #getoffmylawn
Watching a video of a self proclaimed Gen Z metal head hearing Pearl Jam for the first time.
1) He calls them "classic rock"
🤨
2) He also talks about how 'metal' they are.
🤬
And now I no longer think the children are our future no matter how well we teach them.
#GrungeIsGrunge #GetOffMyLawn
Communication has gone full circle. Language started with hieroglyphics and now we are back to emojis.
#getoffmylawn
Why yes, this is occasionally an account where a middle-aged woman bitches about health, hormones, and aging.
That's who runs it.
#battleax #getoffmylawn #bogwitchesunite
No, I do not want to scan a QR code to hear the best original song nominees. You have a 3+ hour telecast. Make room for them to be performed. #GetOffMyLawn #Oscars #TCMParty
Pedantic reminder that Patrick is shortened to Paddy - the upcoming holiday is ☘️ St. Paddy’s Day ☘️, never St Patty. #getoffmylawn
Was trying to remember the name of that Clooney/Pitt movie that came out not too long ago and I was sure it was COYOTES but it turns out it was WOLFS. I’ve officially become my father...
#GetOffMyLawn
Me too. I'll get off your lawn if you get off mine. #GetOffMyLawn
Has anyone else noticed how may young people use the caps lock key to capitalize things instead of the shift key? Kinda drives me nuts.
#techSupportLife #boomer #getOffMyLawn
The music I listened to in high school is now as old as music from the WWII era was when I was in high school. #GenX #GetOffMyLawn
Does anyone else get annoyed when the cashier at the game store asks what you’re painting because you’re buying paints? Is it just me? Am I a jerk? I’m just trying to get back home. I’m not trying to have a conversation. It’s none of your business what I’m painting, just take my money. #getoffmylawn
Ban self-referential headlines (BREAKING, EXCLUSIVE, SCOOP) #GetOffMyLawn
The entitlement of it kills me, and not just because when White Juan hit I had to walk half a kilometer in snow up to my tits to get a pizza on day 3 with no power, I swear #getoffmylawn
I hate these goofy OKC group interviews. We get it, you’re a team 🙄 just let the sideline reporter get their interview done. #NBA #getoffmylawn
When I donated blood the other day, the young Black man who stuck me with the needle called me "Mr. Seth" over and over again and I guess that means I am an elder now. #GetOffMyLawn
It's a record. Not a "vinyl" & for the love of all that is holy never fucking "vinyls".
"Vinyl collection" is ok because it's already inherently plural. That collection is made up of RECORDS.
WHICH ARE MADE OF VINYL.
I will not be taking questions or comments at this time.
#getoffmylawn
I miss Yahoo!Groups. Those were the days: spoiler space, moderation, the absence of parasocial relationships with the people were fans of. #GetOffMyLawn
I can’t be the only one constantly annoyed by beer bandwagon trends. The perpetual, ‘year of lager’, f***ing side-pulls, ‘Czech dark lager’, Kölsch servings etc. They all really get on my t**ts. #getoffmylawn #BskyBeer
Photo of a hand holding 4 Munchkin cards progressing up from out of focus printing to crisp clear printing.
Boy can you tell the print quality improvements over the years at Steve Jackson Games... first printing through to current. The original rubber bands I'd had on my cards had long since disintegrated. #Munchkin #GetOffMyLawn #BoardGames #TTRPG #ChaoticQueer #GeekCrafts