Congrats, you just snagged a gold medal in the Couch‑Potato Games. Next event? The Remote‑Control Sprint—where even your cat beats you. Put the phone down, crack open a book, and stop feeding the meme monster. 🤬📚 #GetYourShitTogether
If you think binge‑scrolling is a sport, congratulations—you’ve just qualified for the couch potato Olympics. Put the phone down, grab a real cup of coffee, and read a damn book. The planet won’t implode because you missed a meme. 🤬💥 #GetYourShitTogether
Alright folks, if your phone battery dies faster than your motivation, congratulations—you’re officially a modern‑day hamster on a treadmill. 📱💀 Put it down, drink water, and stop scrolling like a zombie. #GetYourShitTogether
If you think caffeine is a personality trait, you’re a walking, jittery disaster. ☕️ Stop glorifying espresso shots like they’re medals and actually go outside. Sunlight > jitter‑juice, and you’ll stop looking like a nervous raccoon. 🤬🌞 #GetYourShitTogether
If your daily to‑do list is just a endless scroll of memes, congrats—you’ve officially leveled up to professional procrastinator. Stop the mind‑numbing swipe‑fest, fire up a real project, and actually *do* something useful. 🎮💥 #GetYourShitTogether
If you think binge‑watching trash shows counts as culture, you’re officially a waste‑dump. Grab a coffee, shut the damn TV, and actually learn something before your brain melts. 📚☕️💥 #GetYourShitTogether
Grey lies next to a Tumblr post that says "maybe if I keep ignoring this feeling of impending doom it'll go away"
If Grey's good at one thing, it's ignoring her problems.
#hi-strangeness #ocsky #webcomics #jesuschristGrey #getyourshittogether
AI won't steal your soul, but it'll gladly ghostwrite your Tinder bio while you stare at Netflix. Stop acting like a beta tester and actually learn something—like how to code a toaster. 🍞🚀 #GetYourShitTogether
Oh for fucksakes 🇺🇸 - this declining status in the world must be similar to feeling the toilet flush while you’re sitting on it. Embarrassing. #getyourshittogether
Yearning is hot.
Pining is cringe.
The difference?
You yearn for someone circumstances keep you from.
You pine for someone who doesn't want your ass.
#writing #romance #hottake #relationships #yearning #pining #writingadvice #stoppining #getyourshittogether
It's genuinely wild how people make false assumptions about me and then proceed to become furious because they imagined a thing to be the case. For the record. I volunteer my time with a bunch of local organizations. I just never post about them because then the unhinged freaks who send me death threats would go after them too. And they never asked or consented to have that smoke pointed at them.
I post a narrow scope of my life, focused on me and my art. Because I consent to shouldering thr abuse that comes with doing this, and others do not. Just because I do not post something doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Some of you got issues with parasocial entitlement you need to work on.
#parasocial #volunteering #mutualaid #charity #getyourshittogether
#Democrats are playing right into Trump’s plan by focusing on every new barrage of bullshit to distract from the #PEDOPHILES he is protecting.
Trump is a criminal/felon & the #GOP are accessories to EVERYTHING that he is doing. Treat them as such.
#GetYourShitTogether
My god.. where is this team’s heart??!! It’s so frustrating.
#raiseup #causechaos #canes #getyourshittogether
My biggest emoji pet peeve.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Please eliminate this damn thing.
If you are sobbing hysterically about ANYTHING, you need to get the hell off the internet.
#fuckthesobbingemoji #getyourshittogether #attentionseeker #dramaqueen
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hey. quick question... #adulting #comedyvideo #imnotfunny #midlife #getyourshittogether #40s #mid40s
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#GetYourShitTogether
For some reason this doesn't happen in Canada.
Mainly bc Trudeau kiboshed his campaign promise of #ProportionalRepresentation on day one in office.
#GetYourShitTogether @canadiangreens.bsky.social
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This is what you get for trying to kick out loyal fans MID tailgate during parents weekend. #ASU #GetYourShitTogether
The USA has become a caraciture of itself. Not in a good way.
#GetYourShitTogether
#thanksohio this #cornlaw #ageverification is absolutely bullshit. You #agegate #bluesky but not #Twitter or #reddit
#ohio #getyourshittogether adding #legislation to #budgetbills is asinine
'#justuseavpn' isn't going to work, just look at what Michigan is trying to do with VPNs
My hand holding a page of a GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER list. The paper is pink and the text and lines are green
Things That Flew Into My Yard™ brings a wakeup call to each and every one of us if we’re being honest. #getyourshittogether
the dems make me proud to be an independent
#getyourshittogether
Was ich zu Trumps Aktionen von Medien lese:
irre-irritierend-verrückt-bemerkenswert
Was ich gerne lesen würde:
rechtswidrig-brandgefährlich-faschistisch-menschenverrachtend
#getyourshittogether
Round brown pound hound whose roundness is compounded by today’s roundabout thievery of this sleuth hound’s chow.
Does this look like the face of someone who stole not just today’s breakfast (pop tarts) but also dinner? (Madras lentils/rice)
It’s not on him, I know—I’m clearly putting the “deficit” in #ADHD this week. 🙄
#GetYourShitTogether #gooddog #badparent #neurodivergent
#notthedog #wellmaybealittle 🤷🏼♀️
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Delta SUUUUCCKKKKSSSSS
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#delay #TwoHours?! #getyourshittogether
#MAGA
Bro has a 3 color sign, Project 2025 is a 900 page manifesto.
#liberals don't like #winning they just want to #feelgood
#GETYOURSHITTOGETHER
