Wait, Chris Elliott and Paula Poundstone in some kind of obscure science fiction movie? Gimme gimme gimme!!! Please, that is.
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Okay, now I'm imagining a bunch of blissfully stoned hippies saying to their dealer, "Wooaah, maaan, you sound just like Paul Freeees!"
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that's true Cindy Sherman's work is very giallo #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #GialloNight #BloodAndBlackLace
I was wondering what made her lose consciousness #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #GialloNight #BloodAndBlackLace
Fun Fact: "Go all floppy when the Killer tries to pick you up and carry you off" is the single least effective means of self-defense possible. Even "Explosively befoul yourself" is both more effective and more dignified.
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Who has a thousand dollars in their purse in the 60s?
What the fuck, man.
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"I'm ill. And unlucky. And out of cocaine."
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Goddamn I love mirror shots like that.
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Whenever one of these mannequins moves on its own I'm going to freak out.
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All right, are my shapely ears messing with me—yet *again*, those miserable rapscallions—or is Paul Frees dubbing, like, half of the actors in this movie?
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That red mannequin has nipples.
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Tonight on Hallmark/DC Comics Theatre, the chilling premiere of I WAS STALKED BY RORSCHACH.
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That's The Question.
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Fun Fact: When the score immediately blasts right off with bongos and wailing brass, you know you're about to get down with a mighty good time.
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Uptempo jazz, and Technicolor. This movie is already beautiful.
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We love our Philip Marlow
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Sew Torn looks like exactly my kind of bullshit
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Okay, the Bava side is finally bringing some fire.
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Argento is filmmaking on pure vibes.
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2 killers. This was just Scream.
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Ya just gotta love the little bounce that the POV camera does after hitting the ground, that's the kind of attention to detail that distinguishes Great Cinema.
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Does the fact that Dario Argento is still alive feel wrong to anyone else?
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Sure, it would have been kinda insulting had he told her, "Beeteedubs, there's a killer at large, so please don't fling wide the door if you hear any mysterious noises behind it," but, as George Carlin famously noted, some people need practical advice.
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I like cats.
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I love the trip to the country in this one.
The guy he meets is both awesome and awful.
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"go back to America. Forget about the murders"
I'd love to, but someone has my fucking passport.
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We got a whole room fulla hepcats here in the Lair, all groovin’ to these wild NAKED CITY jazz riffs, daddy-o.
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We should have called this movie The Hitman with the bright yellow jacket.
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A really funny thing to do as a police-type detective is when the serial killer you're investigating calls you up tauntingly, you pretend to have a bad connection and keep asking him to repeat things. I bet he'd become so cross, he would make a mistake.
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Do I.... Look like a pimp?
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