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Girls Comic #55 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" is talking to FLUDD (of super mario sunshine fame!) but she is looking rather weary and withered.. GIRL: FLUDD! i am one PARCHED pooch! please oh please splash me up nice and good with that scrumptious H2O! FLUDD: OH DEAR P2: FLUDD: JUST ONE SMALL QUERY.. WHEN I SPRAY WATER DO YOU THINK OF IT LIKE I AM PEEING OR MAYBE SPITTING OR.. ERR. WHAT EXACTLY? FLUDD (QUIETLY): JUST CURIOUS.. HA HA.. P3: "the girl" is seriously fading away.. GIRL: ueh.. um.. maybe puking..??? but um, truthsfully i just see it as.. kindness.. from my good buddy.. fluddy.. FLUDD: OH. OKAY.. P4: "the girl" is seriously in trouble now.. shriveling up like a damn raisin.. FLUDD: ...SO YOU WOULD NOT REALLY DESCRIBE IT AS "EROTIC"? GIRL: n-naw.. FLUDD: ..PERHAPS "SENSUAL" IS A BETTER WORD? GIRL: uehhh..

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Girls Comic #54 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: nights (specifically of christmas nights fame!) is merrily marching about! NIGHTS: hohoho! let's get FUN! let's get FESTIVE! let's get out the TREE! let's get out the TREATS! Let's get Our Christmas On~! P2: "the girl" walks up behind nights.. GIRL: ohh christmas nights. you silliful billiful.. 'tis January! P3: nights is not happy. NIGHTS: Ummmm.... they speak with such immense loathing that their words don't even fit in the panel NIGHTS: Fuck you. Fuck you. I hate you. Shut the fuck up. P4: the cast of Girls Comic celebrates christmas together! knack, yumetaro, doctor wily, wizzro and hermie are all donning their gay apparel as nights watches from the skies. a caption reads "Girls Comic wishes you a Sexy Christmas and a saucy new year!" TAILS: uhh.. GIRL: just keep on smiling..

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Girls Comic #53 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" is stunned by something in the distance.. GIRL: holy toledo! it's GEX! P2: it sure is gex (of gex fame!) and he's leaning against the edge of the panel all cool-like GEX: dick 'n' cock 'n' shaft 'n' balls.. P3: GEX: and most of all? Penis! P4: "the girl" is blushing... GIRL: huoh mamma! gawd damn! he's still got it..

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Girls Comic #52 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: it's the cheetahmen! apollo, hercules and aries [sic] (of action 52 and the cheetahmen fame!) HERCULES: What's up!? We're THE CHEETAHMEN and we've got something to say! APOLLO: that's right! ARIES: listen up! P2: HERCULES: We three love each other like CRAZY but it isn't enough... APOLLO: ladies.. ARIES: fellas.. P3: HERCULES: ..We're looking for a fourth! APOLLO: ..we are carnivores for LOVE!!! ARIES: ..our dicks are barbed and we are ready to FUCK!!! P4: HERCULES: Interested? Email us at cm@limitedrungames.com! "the girl" walks up behind them GIRL: hey what the f-

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Girls Comic #51 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl is standing about when suddenly someone yells out to her ?: yoohoo!~ make way! GIRL: uh-oh.. not this fucking guy P2: the voice belongs to the braid guy (from braid). i don't remember his name. he's running towards "the girl" BRAID: Funny Boy coming through! GIRL: fucking hell P3: he keeps on coming! BRAID: watch out! here i come! GIRL: jesus christ P4: he rushes past "the girl" and continues on his way GIRL: fuckhead

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Girls Comic #50 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" is talking to tails, who stares at her as he vents his frustrations TAILS: do you ever feel like everything is just.. stuck..? GIRL: woah.. TAILS: like this whole world. it just goes in endless, pointless, maddening circles. P2: as tails rambles, the sky begins to fade from blue to orange TAILS: sorry i just.. i don't know i just find it hard to shake that feeling these days... GIRL: that is fucking awesome TAILS: h-huh? what? P3: tails looks into the distance with "the girl" as the sky fades into a deeper orange TAILS: oh... P4: tails and "the girl" share a moment in silence together, watching as the sun sets and the sky turns pink

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Girls Comic #49 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" is visiting her brother, who has been imprisoned in a bird cage for his previous, devious crimes BROTHER: wahuhuhu. well if it ain't my stinkin' sister. GIRL: ohaho.. well if it ain't my bastardly brother. P2: BROTHER: it fucking s*cks in here dude! they don't even have Sony Playstation 4™! P3: GIRL: hoho.. well.. there's actually someone here who's really excited to meet you.. BROTHER: huh..? what are you- P4: Knack is there. KNACK: hey there champ! BROTHER: KNACK!? KNACK: ahaha.. what's knackin' baby!!!!!! BROTHER: yayyyyy

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Girls Comic #48 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" encounters aiai (of monkey ball fame!) who is looking particularly glistening today.. AIAI: Did you know? swimming in oil keeps me shiny and strong! GIRL: ohaho..? P2: AIAI: why not try it for yourself? you can even use my Luxury Tub!) ..the "Luxury Tub" appears to be a red and rusting oil drum. GIRL: umm.. okayyyy..? P3: AND SO... "the girl" is soaking headfirst in the oil drum GIRL: urp.. glurp.. P4: "the girl" sinks further into the oil, her legs barely sticking out the top AIAI: oil is so awesome

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Girls Comic #47 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" is having a chat with that guy from skyrim SKYRIM: i'm skyrim GIRL: okay P2: SKYRIM: i like DRAGONS and SWORDS GIRL: what else? P3: SKYRIM: i like MAGICKS and POTIONS!!!! GIRL: and? P4: SKYRIM: ummm. i'm skyrim GIRL: you're skyrim

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Girls Comic #46 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" is talking away.. GIRL: what a joyously jubilant day! nothing could ruin it not even- P2: GIRL: THE KICKING COUSINS..!? in front of her stands cactuar (of final fantasy fame) and chop chop master onion (of parappa the rapper fame) two angular and powerfully legged dudes... CACTUAR: That's! ONION: Right! P3: "the girl" is suddenly thrust into the air by cactuar, hitting her with "KICKING COUSIN #1 SPECIAL TECHNIQUE: LAST WHISPER OF THE AUTUMN WIND" the impact is brutal.. GIRL: gueh! P4: just as quickly she is slammed into the ground full force by chop chop master onion and his "KICKING COUSIN #2 SPECIAL TECHNIQUE: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!" GIRL: gueh!!

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Girls Comic #45 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" comes across a pair of puppies! one is wearing a rather fashionable brown fedora! DOG: yip yip. borf borf. GIRL: ohhh it's dogs...! DOG: waff waff P2: GIRL: ohaho, and what's this..? this one doth don a hat! HAT DOG: umm... uhh.. GIRL: how sillyfunny! how amuseful! hahahohohaha P3: GIRL: hohohahaho- the hat dog suddenly stances up.. HAT DOG: excuse me! we are exploring kink... this is actually "Person Play" P3: HAT DOG: i'm walking this dog in a sexual style- suddenly, "the girl" interrupts GIRL: Holy shit a talking dog

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Girls Comic #44 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" is walking when she comes across hermie hopperhead (of hermie hopperhead fame!) GIRL: hey hermie! what's good? HERMIE: Everything GIRL: w-woah P2: GIRL: you used to be fucked in the head and yet you are full of mirth.. How can this be!? P3: HERMIE: Consider this: I live with hope in my heart..... GIRL: whaaaaaaa..!? P4: HERMIE: That's right. There is so much joy to be found in our fleeting lives. Do your best and never give up. GIRL: this guy is one sweet puppy..

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Girls Comic #43 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" is talking to dr. wily (of mega man fame!) and he looks awfully excited! WILY: thank you for attending the uneveiling of my never-before-seen & world-altering creation!!! GIRL: no worries doctor wawa! P2: wily turns around to reveal his creation... a hippopotamus..? WILY: now BEHOLD... my New and Awesome Invention.. GIRL: eeeeh..? P3: GIRL: doctor wawa.. that's Hippopotamus.. P4: wily is fucking shocked WILY: WHAT!? seriously..!? GIRL: yurp...

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Girls Comic #42 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" is chatting to mr game & watch! (of game & watch fame!) GIRL: ohaho, mr watch! might it be time for one of your CLASSIC slapstick routines..!? P2: G&W: no.. today.. We Rest.. P3: "the girl" and mr game & watch have themselves a nice little lie down... G&W: ahh.. i needed this..) P4: GIRL: yeah.. me too.. out of fucking nowhere a grand piano comes hurtling down from the sky straight towards mr game & watch

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Girls Comic #41 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" is walking when she is suddenly startled by The Cone (a large 3D render of a shiny cone) CONE: You There! GIRL: whuhuh? CONE: Join The Cone! P2: CONE: Please!!! Become One With The Cone! P3: "the girl" turns around and walks away GIRL: noooo thanks you! i got grarbages to eat!! CONE: What..!? Please Come Back! P4: The Cone is all alone. CONE: D'oh! The Cone Has Fumbled Yet Another Beautiful Babe!

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Girls Comic #40 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" is walking along with her dear friend wizzro! WIZZRO: yeah so basically you could say the music is the one writing us at this point.. haha- GIRL: shut da hell uuuuuuuuuuup. lmaooooooooooooooo. P2: WIZZRO: excuse me? dude that's not funny... you know i'm passionate about this stuff... GIRL: ah... gay! who freaking cares! P3: wizzro is left in shock as "the girl" walks away GIRL: wahuhuhu smell yea later s*cker!!!!!!! P4: "the girl" keeps walking and comes across.. herself? wielding a morningstar? GIRL (NEW): ...not so fweakin' fast!!! my IDENTICALLY BEAUTIFUL & DESPICABLY NASTY BROTHER BROTHER: guoh..!!!! guah...!!! GIRL: this ends now..

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Girls Comic #38 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" is talking to richter (of castlevania: rondo of blood fame!) who is wearing a snazzy new t-shirt RICHTER: ahh, hello my friend! GIRL: woho, hello tricky ricky! P2: RICHTER: tell me... how do you like my new shirt!? his shirt is emblazoned with the words "BIG PUSSY CHAMPION" in striking pink text P3: RICHTER: it was a gift... from my MOM!!!!! P4: RICHTER: i love her so MUCH!!!!!! she's the BEST!!!!!! GIRL: that is awesome

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Girls Comic #38 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" is flying through the air.. a distant figure approaches on the ground.. P2: "the girl" descends rapidly and the two come closer! P3: the figure on the ground can now be seen to be matt (of wii sports fame) as he makes a desperate dash to catch "the girl" in his catcher's mitt before she hits the ground P3: matt throws himself forwards just a bit more and catches "the girl"! the batter is out!!

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Girls Comic #37 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" is talking to lomax the lemming (of the adventures of lomax fame!) who is looking smarmy as ever GIRL: wohahoh! what a BADASS and ROCKIN' vibe you have.. LOMAX: ehh..? P2: "the girl" leans in eagerly GIRL: might you teach me the saucy secrets of your swagadocious style..!? LOMAX: hmm.. P3: "the girl" leans in even closer now.. LOMAX: Very well.. I shall share with you the cause for my undeniable "Swag"... GIRL: ohohoho P4: LOMAX: It's simple: I piss myself.

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Girls Comic #36 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: tails is standing next to an open garbage can. his tie is hanging from the rim. TAILS: unemployed yet again... time to get white girl wasteeeeeed! P2: "the girl" suddenly pops out of the garbage can and tails flinches in shock! GIRL: ohaho! TAILS: what in the- GIRL: well if it isn't my cherished chumpanion, tailsy-wailsy! P3: the garbage tips over and "the girl" rolls out GIRL: tails-wails, i just had the most craziest-style dream! TAILS: y-yeah? GIRL: yeah! you quit your job and THEN i fell out of a garbages and THEN i told you about this dream i had and THEN we met BIGFOOT!!!! P4: TAILS: wow that's actu- tails is interrupted by the sudden appearance of... bigfoot..!? BIGFOOT: graaaa i'm bigfoot TAILS: Holy shit GIRL: Oh my god

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Girls Comic #35 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: tails, wearing a tie, is surrounded by babies in an office full of computers. bunting hangs from the ceiling and the babies are cheering! DONKEY KONG JUNIOR: tails! welcome aboard! BABY WARIO: wahaha welcome to the team tails! BABY ROSALINA: congratulations! BABY DAISY: you're gonna be a great fit! BABY LUIGI: yayyyyyyyyy P2: TAILS: aw. you guys.. thank you!!! this means a lot to me.. P3: TAILS: after i lost my last job i seriously thought my life was over.. to be honest i felt like my queerness had rendered me absolutely unwanted and unemployable.. P4: we see the building this is taking place in.. a glass skyscraper.. TAILS: i'll admit, i'm still not totally sure what we do here.. haha.. ..the building has a giant sign that says "Palantir" TAILS: ...but thank you for giving me this opportunity!

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Girls Comic #34 (The PROPHECY, Part Three) (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: Somewhere in space, out beyond the atmosphere of the Earth... Goku clutches "the girl" in his fist. She is tiny compared to him. He is going Super Saiyan, and frankly, he looks badass. She is surely doomed. GOKU: You want Steal My Orb? It's time for Goku Justice. P2: "the girl" flails around in Goku's hand, begging him for mercy. GIRL: goku!!! my man!!! i can explain! i was tricked! it's the Truth!! please! the Truth!! P3: Goku crackles with some magical energy. Lightning arcs out from him and he begins to emanate an incredible light... GOKU: "Truth"? I'm don't care about that.. I'm care... about GOKU BLAST...!!! Hahaha...!!!!!!! GIRL: no... not the famous GOKU BLAST...!!!!!!! P4: Goku tosses the "the girl" into the distance before bursting with energy, a beam shoots out from his chest and shoots through space, instantly engulfing "the girl" and beginning to disintegrate her. It's fucked. GIRL: auuugh!!!!!! your BLAST... GOKU: Hahaha!!!! my BLAST...

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Girls Comic #33 (The PROPHECY, Part Two) (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" and bonk (of bonk, aka pc-genjin, fame) are exploring a cave.. bonk leads the way, holding a torch to light their way. also "the girl" is wearing a fun cowboy hat. BONK: hey! what brings you to the PRIMORDIAL TOMB? GIRL: prophecy type situation! BONK: dude! no way! GIRL: yea! P2: the two coninue their exploring... GIRL: i am going to retrieve the Orb of Torment!!!! BONK: ohhhhhh, dope! GIRL: yurp! P3: BONK: so like... how many centuries have you been training? y'know.. to tussle with the ORB WARRIOR (KILLER OF ETERNAL MURDER DEATH)? P4: lurking in the shadows behind "the girl".. is Goku... GIRL: huh?

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Girls Comic #32 (The PROPHECY, Part One) (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" lies on the ground as two unseen characters scold her.. CHARACTER 1: GET UP!!! CHARACTER 2: YOU WRETCH!!! CHARACTER 1: YOU SOPPING WET DOG!!! P2: the characters are revealed to be identical twins! twins who look awfully (exactly) like paula of earthbound fame. "the girl" remains on the ground. TWIN 1: GET UP AND LISTEN TWIN 2: TO OUR PROPHECY!!! TWIN 1: YOU MUST DO IT!! TWIN 2: DO IT!!! TWIN 1: NOW!!!! GIRL: nooo... i am looking at dirt right now P3: they keep on yellin' at her TWIN 1: WE ARE THE PROPHECY TWINS!!!! TWIN 2: OUR PROPHECY... IS AWESOME!!!!! TWIN 1: SO YOU MUST LISTEN!!!! GIRL: guohhhh... P4: yet more yelling. TWIN 1: WE HAVE YOUR ADDRESS!!!! WE WILL FUCKING KILL YOU TWIN 2: IT WILL LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT! TWIN 1: WE WILL FUCKING KILL YOU! TWIN 2: PROPHECY TIME NOW!!!! OK!!!! hearing this, "the girl" hops up from the ground and leans back in shock... GIRL: mamma mia!!! why'd i gotta get doxxed by the Proffy Twins!!!!!

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Girls Comic #31 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" encounters famous fast food merchant Grimace.. and he's holding a fresh pizza in his hand... GRIMACE: hello there young lady and or young man and or worthless fucking worm GIRL: aw hello grimgram P2: "the girl" approaches.. GRIMACE: howsabout you come on down to my restaurant and buy one of my new Pizzas Pie™ GIRL: wohaho..! i GOTTA have it! P3: GRIMACE: GOTTA have it...? nnot without first solving one of my Devious Riddles™ "the girl" looks extremely pained by this development GIRL: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck! Riddles piss me off!!! P4: Grimace leans in.. taunting "the girl" GRIMACE: riddle time: i'm purple and i'm grimace. Who am I? GIRL: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! I will never solve it!!

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Girls Comic #30 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" and tails are out and about having a chat and frankly, the weather is lovely, clouds are rolling across the big blue sky... GIRL: wow tails! it sure has been one WET and WILD month!!!! P2: GIRL: i wonder what saucy and sacrilegious adventures yet await us!!!!!! TAILS: i got fired today P3: GIRL: will we make New Friends..? will we make New Foes....!? Anything could happen!!!!! TAILS: they fired me from my job today P4: TAILS: i don't how how to make myself feel normal and i've been taking photos of myself in a maid costume and crying and sharing them online and my coworker found them and now i don't have a job anymore GIRL: maybe we will meet a gnome!!!!!!!

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Girls Comic #29 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" is encircled by an entire coop's worth of chickens.. they block her from reaching her beloved garbages and stare at her intensely.. GIRL: jeepers peepers! hello ladies! P2: the chickens blindfold "the girl" and carry her on their backs as they trot to an unknown destination GIRL: oho.. Mystery Chicken Activity...? wellllllll okay! P3: the chickens arrive at the precipice of a cliff GIRL: haha yayyyyyyyy P4: the chickens send "the girl" over the edge and she begins to plummet, still blindfolded and possibly oblivious GIRL: haha wow. yayyyyyyy. Life is beautiful!

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Girls Comic #28 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) the title reads "Girls Comic #28" but "Girls" has been crossed out... P1: terriermon stands alone TERRIERMON: my comic now P2: terriermon comes closer.. P3: terriermon comes closer still, filling more of the panel.. but also, beyond the panel borders, removed from the world of the comic, sits "the girl", powerless in the face of terriermon.. GIRL: curse you! otherworldly devil! P4: terriermon has come even closer. the entire panel is terriermon. TERRIERMON: Wahaha...

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Girls Comic #27 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" presents a bouquet of roses to the gargantuan empress bulblax GIRL: milady.. e-empress bulblax!!! i know it's wrong but... when i'm around you i... i get this way and i.. i... i need to tell you how i feel!!!! P2: BULBLAX: I understand. GIRL: b-but but.. i'm just.. and you're... BULBLAX: Shhhh.. Listen to me. GIRL: o-okay.. BULBLAX: Good. Now look into mine eyes~ P3: the rest of the world seems to disappear as "the girl" gets lost in the empress's beautiful eyestalks... BULBLAX: although thou art but a lowly garbages thief... i share thine feeling... GIRL: y-you mean..? BULBLAX: Indeed... P4: BULBLAX: ...We ought Fucke. "the girl" blushes as she snaps back to reality. standing atop a little wooden stool to meet the empress's gaze. GIRL: ohaho..

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