In some countries, TACO means a kite. Once its string snaps, it spins wildly, pushed around by the very winds it summoned, then drifts aimlessly before vanishing beyond the atmosphere. Oddly, the world grows calmer the moment it’s gone. #GlobalIrony #KiteLogic

Israelis Beg Ireland to Play Monopoly — But Only on Legal Properties #Satire #BreakingNews #GlobalIrony #PotCallingKettle #DiplomaticTwister By: TheJestPress.com In a bold diplomatic twist sure to confuse international observers and delight irony enthusiasts everywhere, Israeli citizens have launched a public campaign urging Ireland to "ban trade with illegal settlements built on Palestinian land." The surprise petition, delivered via carrier pigeon (for maximum authenticity), reached the Irish Parliament Wednesday, immediately causing a nationwide run on Guinness as locals tried to understand if it was an elaborate prank.

Israelis Beg Ireland to Play Monopoly — But Only on Legal Properties

#Satire #BreakingNews #GlobalIrony #PotCallingKettle #DiplomaticTwister By: TheJestPress.com In a bold diplomatic twist sure to confuse international observers and delight irony enthusiasts everywhere, Israeli citizens have…

It can’t be eggs and gasoline! I need to know what was so bad that is now exponentially better because of Trump.

#TrumplicanBlindness #ThreatToDemocracy #TrumpPartnership #GlobalIrony #EconomicCollapse #HumanityLost #ElSalvadorAbuse #WhatIsIt #ValueOfLife #TrumpIllusion