🚨DUMB LAW ALERT: MASSACHUSETTS EDITION🚨
Apparently in the great maple-syrup-soaked land of Massachusetts, it’s illegal to wear a goatee unless you have a LICENSE. That's right folks—facial hair requires government permission.
#DumbLawOfTheDay #GalacticCafe #SciFiMombie #GoateeGate #WTFMassachusetts

#goateegate maybe the thing that pushes me to bluesky... i cant handle seeing that monstrosity on bokuto...