A picture of me, naked, with all the clothes I had on today strewn at my feet. There is a watermark in the lower lefthand corner that reads, "Not for use by AI".

A picture of my naked torso. There is a watermark in the lower lefthand corner that reads, "Not for use by AI".

A picture of me, a 46-year-old, queer, cisgender, biracial (Japanese | Anglo European) male human with chocolate brown eyes, pepper-and-salt hair, & salt-and-pepper facial hair. My hair is pulled back in a ponytail, and I'm making a kinda goofy face at the camera; my eyes are wide, and my tongue is sticking put to the side. There is a watermark in the lower lefthand corner that reads, "Not for use by AI".

#OrderOfOperations:

1) Enter abode.

2) Give poochie all teh luvins.

3) Remove all clothes.

4) Carry on.

#NudeGreyson

#GoofyGreyson

#ClothesAreTheDevil