🧃📉 MEMO LEAK: Amy Gleason’s maybe-farewell to DOGE is a glitter-covered panic spiral of kombucha, ketamine, & Roomba diplomacy.

Elon vanished mid-binge, Dan the Roomba took over, & now Russell Vought inherits a haunted fridge and zero records.

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