Conflicting Donald Trump Truth Social posts first rejecting Britain's offer of help because Trump had already won the attack on Iran, then seeking allied help, including from Britain, in escorting ships through the Strait of Hormuz

OH! Wouldst that that #GreatOrangeApe, #DonnyColostomyBag #Trump actually *had* a mind that he could make up. Sadly, #DonnyDotard is too #stupid to realise that he's too stupid.