That speech was literally a recitation of all of his shitposts. #HappyFestivus

And with today's nonsensical #NWSL news coming from @galpalsports.bsky.social and @xowngoals.com (i.e. San Diego Wave's goalkeeper soap opera & Jessica Lisa Berman Baird in DuBYEai), this is basically the continuation of #HappyFestivus.

Ace and I wish everyone a #MerryChristmas #HappyHolidays and #HappyFestivus Go #Cowboys and #gospursgo

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For the ones going #nocontact… #HappyFestivus ! Air your grievances here. I’ll go first… Blood doesn’t always mean FAMILY, and you DO NOT have to forgive abusers! GO!

Happy holidays to whatever you celebrate during the season. Celebrate safely and give yourself a big hug from me! Peace to all. #happychristmas #happyhanukkah #happykwanza #happyfestivus #happykrampus #peace ❄️❄️❄️

A Lugan ale to start my holidays off right! A true pint can.
This is a great tasting ale from Lithuania. My pops side of the family, Lithuanian! Thank you, #Japan, for importing this! #Lithuania #ale #beer #happyholidays #merrychristmas #happyfestivus for the rest of us

Feats of strength winner: Scott Wedgewood

#GoAvsGo #HappyFestivus

FIFTEEN MORE MINUTES FOR THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES #HappyFestivus

For those who celebrate #HappyFestivus!
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#HappyFestivus

It's December 23rd. Happy Festivus. Time to air your grievances to those you tolerate.
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#HappyFestivus #festivusfortherestofus #Festivus #Holidays #Grievances #BooksByDanielMillhouse

Let the airing of the grievances begin. #HappyFestivus

On this Festivus, where would be even begin? Perhaps instead of grievances, we need some miracles this year! 🤣

And it sounds like the “Trump” Kennedy Center Honors includes some wild Feats of Strength with the likes of Sylvester Stallone, so there’s that…🤷‍♀️ #HappyFestivus

I’ve got a lot of problems with you people!

#HappyFestivus

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🎀 #HappyFestivus to the rest of us!

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At the end of the day, this sums up #NWSL players and fans reaction to the nonsensical #NWSL labor stance itself.

#HappyFestivus #WoSo #RaiseTheSalaryCap

“Many Christmases ago, I went to the store to buy my son a doll. I reached for the last one they had, but another man reached for it at the same time. As I rained blows upon him, I thought to myself, 'There must be a better way.'-Frank Costanza #HappyFestivus Everybody!!

Seinfeld Episodes on Instagram: "Time to air your grievances! Happy Festivus everyone! Make sure the pole is up, the meatloaf is ready, and don’t forget to stretch before the Feats of Strength! 🗣️💪 So... Festivus is a Seinfeld holiday that has become a cultural phenomenon. This episode showcases the iconic airing of grievances and feats of strength traditions. Watch as Frank Costanza and his family na...

“I GOT A LOTTA PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!” #Festivus for the rest of us!! Thank-you Frank! #HappyFestivus

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#HappyFestivus to all!

#HappyFestivus 🌲

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#MerryChristmas #ChristmasEveEve #GoodTuesday #tuesdayvibe #HappyFestivus #FINALLYDIDIT #Christmas2025 #holidays #bedding #bedtime #HappyChristmas #CozyVibes #goodnight #wintervibes #bedroomdecor #roommakeover

Grampa, airing grievances. 🙏⚾️❤️😁 #HappyFestivus #Yankees #festivusfortherestofus
@alonpinkas.bsky.social

Via Lindsay Berra

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The tRump Regime is corroding fast before our eyes.
#HappyFestivus #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles

I have a lot of problems with you people. #HappyFestivus

Hey let me know when you start the Feats of Strength and the wrestling of the head of household💞🥰🎄🥰
#HappyFestivus
#HerdHouseHolidayHijinx
#AnimalsAreLove

#HappyFestivus

Happy Festivus, everyone!

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#HappyFestivus

youtube.com/shorts/vnBGn... Happy festivus #happyfestivus #notree #art

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#HappyFestivus everyone! Time to air grievances.