I’m making up holidays to get through the week. #humpday #halfsies

#halfsies

We have millions of Jewish & Persian attys in America. Need a realtor??? #IKR xo @elonjet.net @aclu.org #4BillionMothersStrong #ThirdOption #Civil #Mom #Halfsies

Simulate it! Lol #IKR xo @elonjet.net @aclu.org @nasaspaceflight.com @cybtrkdud.bsky.social @cybertruckguy.bsky.social
@marwilliamson.bsky.social #4BillionMothersStrong #USA #Moms #Eloning #Simulation #Irony #MoonChildrenHome #MommyAndMe #Homeschool #SafetyFirst #MomsFirst #KidsFirst #Halfsies #Ma

I wish we could "un-hear" this. ): #IKR xo @elonmuskquotes.bsky.social
@aclu.org
#Presidential #Perversions #NotProud #Moms #4BillionMothersStrong #USA #FirstLadyHere #RecallRefundRefuse #RocketsRules #Halfsies #BigMothering #Boundaries #BlackFriday #Cybertruck #Giveaway #BeautyNCyberbeast #Mom

a woman is holding a baby doll in her arms and smiling in a room . ALT: a woman is holding a baby doll in her arms and smiling in a room .

We did. Square up. Xo #IKR @elonmuskquotes.bsky.social @aclu.org
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social
@marwilliamson.bsky.social
@freebritney.bsky.social
#4BillionMothersStrong #USA #Moms #Halfsies #Wholsies #Peace #FiftyFifty #Promises #PoliticalPlunders #FirstLadiesHere #AmericanMoms #Mom #Ma #Karma #JGD

@elonmuskquotes.bsky.social You need to take helm back on your platform and have trillionaire chat with boys.
Tech game is off!
Why are these boys spitting mad over success?
Don't they want to learn the Trillionaire talk?
It feels better doesn't it? #IKR xo @elonmuskquotes.bsky.social
#Halfsies #Ma

@elonmuskquotes.bsky.social You need to take helm back on your platform and have trillionaire chat with boys.
Tech game is off!
Why are these boys spitting mad over success?
Don't they want to learn the Trillionaire talk?
It feels better doesn't it? #IKR xo @elonmuskquotes.bsky.social
#Halfsies #Ma

@elonmuskquotes.bsky.social You need to take helm back on your platform and have trillionaire chat with boys.
Tech game is off!
Why are these boys spitting mad over success?
Don't they want to learn the Trillionaire talk?
It feels better doesn't it? #IKR xo @elonmuskquotes.bsky.social
#Halfsies #Ma

@elonmuskquotes.bsky.social You need to take helm back on your platform and have trillionaire chat with boys.
Tech game is off!
Why are these boys spitting mad over success?
Don't they want to learn the Trillionaire talk?
It feels better doesn't it? #IKR xo @elonmuskquotes.bsky.social
#Halfsies #Ma

Close it down. Now. Thankyou!
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Nitya Huntley Rawal
Encinitasbeachhome.com

@climatena.bsky.social
@psychscience.bsky.social
@citizenptnewsca.bsky.social
@ucpress.bsky.social
@aclu-norcal.bsky.social

#4BillionMothersStrong #USA #Moms #Halfsies #Boundaries #JulieAnneKidnappedMyKids #Ma

Imagine If Isha & I had been there last ten years with Anj as intended! We are moving at a snails retarded pace. #IKR xo @elonmuskfanslounge @cybertruck @aclu @teslamotorsblog @elonenthusiast #4BillionMothersStrong #USA #Moms #Rockets #Ownership #Halfsies

Imagine If Isha & I had been there last ten years with Anj as intended! We are moving at a snails retarded pace. #IKR xo @elonmuskfanslounge @cybertruck @aclu @teslamotorsblog @elonenthusiast #4BillionMothersStrong #USA #Moms #Rockets #Ownership #Halfsies

Imagine If Isha & I had been there last ten years with Anj as intended! We are moving at a snails retarded pace. #IKR xo @elonmuskfanslounge @cybertruck @aclu @teslamotorsblog @elonenthusiast #4BillionMothersStrong #USA #Moms #Rockets #Ownership #Halfsies

Imagine If Isha & I had been there last ten years with Anj as intended! We are moving at a snails retarded pace. #IKR xo @elonmuskfanslounge @cybertruck @aclu @teslamotorsblog @elonenthusiast #4BillionMothersStrong #USA #Moms #Rockets #Ownership #Halfsies

Imagine If Isha & I had been there last ten years with Anj as intended! We are moving at a snails retarded pace. #IKR xo @elonmuskfanslounge @cybertruck @aclu @teslamotorsblog @elonenthusiast #4BillionMothersStrong #USA #Moms #Rockets #Ownership #Halfsies

Yummy Mummy Wins? Xo #IKR @elonmuskquotes.bsky.social
#NaturalSelection #Naturally #BeautyNCyberbeast #CybertruckBabies #MuskMuses #Moms #Wishes #Kisses #Hugs #Snuggles #LoveBugs #Halfsies #Halve #FiftyFifty #NiftyNifty #Peace #USA #Choice

This is what having a bf/gf is for

#foodsharing #sandwichsharing #halfsies #sandwich #sandwiches #food #foodie

The best take I ever heard on #TikTok was that e-payment apps like #Venmo have eradicated favor culture. Instead of “it’s on me, you’ll get me next time,” it’s “you owe me $2.37 for that half of my honeycrisp apple you ate.”
#zelle #cashapp #applepay #hottake #halfsies #payup

I really feel like VW was on to something here. Easy access, breezy, unique styling, reduced material costs, and improved fuel mileage 👍👍👍

#vw #beetle #halfsies #ballsy #unique #carsofinstagram #retro #volkswagen

Anyone remember this nasty concoction from the 80s? I recall being excited about it until the first bite hit my mouth. Disgusting. 1/2 the sugar, and then loaded with phenylalanine. It's just Cap'n Crunch pawning shady used cars with new air fresheners in them. 👎👎👎 #quaker #halfsies #80s #cereal #gross #disgusting #capncrunch #phenylalanine #aspartame #thumbsdown

Anyone remember this nasty concoction from the 80s? I recall being excited about it until the first bite hit my mouth. Disgusting. 1/2 the sugar, and then loaded with phenylalanine. It's just Cap'n Crunch pawning shady used cars with new air fresheners in them. 👎👎👎 #quaker #halfsies #80s #cer...

I wrote a scary story. The weirdest thing is that more than half of it is true. #halfsies