Chimpanzees Break Fashion Rules with Wild New Accessory Obsession #MonkeyStyle #PrimateFashionWeek #HauteChimp #AccessorizeOrElse #SwingingLooks By: TheJestPress.com In a shocking revelation that has the Paris fashion elite scrambling, researchers at the Banana Institute of Primate Chic have revealed that chimpanzees are accessorizing at unprecedented rates—leaving their zookeeper stylists both confused and slightly envious. “Last season they were flinging poop, this season they’re flinging Prada knockoffs," sighed lead zoologist Karen Mango, who recently lost her sunglasses to a particularly fashionable alpha male named Greg.

Chimpanzees Break Fashion Rules with Wild New Accessory Obsession

#MonkeyStyle #PrimateFashionWeek #HauteChimp #AccessorizeOrElse #SwingingLooks By: TheJestPress.com In a shocking revelation that has the Paris fashion elite scrambling, researchers at the Banana Institute of Primate Chic have…