I wonder who won. #WorldFigure #HeavySarcasm #RightfulQueen
…and if you’re gonna zoom in on cameltoes, you are contractually required to give equal time to moose knuckles. #WorldFigure #HEAVYSarcasm
Oh yeah, GREAT idea…. Spread our “much loved” soldiers all across the world and spread our forces thin…. Perfect! Chef’s kiss 😘 👌 No notes! #heavysarcasm
Didn’t take long, did it?
It’s what what happens the nanosecond u give up your right to vote.
It’s ok tho.
Thats what Americans voted for, right?
#heavysarcasm
Just comply, and you won’t get hurt. When they say to get out of your car, get out. When they say to turn in your guns, turn in your guns. When they say to get in the box car, you get in the box car.
Why is this so difficult to understand? #heavysarcasm
I'm sure there are thousands of cases of attacks of Cis women by Trans women in flower arranging classes and such. So glad the WI have acted so rapidly to protect women and from these deadly floral assaults from the trans population #HeavySarcasm
The internet isn't just America? But the rest of the world is third world and couldn't have our technology!!
#HeavySarcasm
#WhyAreWeLikeThis
#ReallyAmericans
but #AzizAnsari performing #StandUpComedy in #SaudiArabia is just fine! 😜🤑 #HeavySarcasm
Psst! You guys picked the wrong candidate.
#UnderstatementOfTheCentury
#HeavySarcasm
wait, who are you? Are you important around here? #HeavySarcasm
And really, why wouldn’t we trust them? #HeavySarcasm
It's funny how these countries of "Russia's historical sphere of influence" all wish to join NATO as soon as they have an opportunity to do so.
I really wonder why 🤔.
#HeavySarcasm
Don’t, whatever you do, criticize anyone for this “technical error” - just say WHOOPS and move on #HeavySarcasm news.sky.com/story/idf-bl...
The best age ever...!
#heavysarcasm
Shocking. A deadly disease that we nearly eradicated is back just when we have someone in charge of health that's an anti-vax nutjob with brain worms.
Who could have predicted this?
#HeavySarcasm #FAFO #VacinateYourKidsAndYourselves
Once you get to know me. #boo
#heavysarcasm #darkhumor
#sosweet #piceses
Good thing we cut USAID and CDC funding #HeavySarcasm #DOGE #Trump
You know... There have been a LOT of plane crashes in the past few weeks, lots of people dead, lots of planes crashed, lots of money lost by lots of people.
But at least I haven't heard of any school shootings.
#HeavySarcasm
As an European LGBT job specialist, I would like to complain about all these UA children who came and stole our jobs.
#HeavySarcasm
So shocking to see a Black head coach get fired after one bad season in the #NFL. #HEAVYsarcasm #ItsNewEnglandToo
It worked out so well for the Supreme Court #heavysarcasm
Well now, the CEO is “deeply sorry”.
Yep, that’s good enough for me #sarcasm #HeavySarcasm #Crowdstrike #bsod
What’s next? Are they going to pay for all the extra time, and ruined weekends of all involved? Hmmmm
Oh how I LOVE software subscriptions! I LOVE needing to log into my Microsoft Office app every two months or so. I LOVE how the current Microsoft Office won't open MICROSOFT WORD DOCUMENTS that are 20 years old, like scripts I wrote just out of college. (Google docs will)
#heavysarcasm
Dear #eurovision please never lose the comedy skits. They are always 'side splitting' #heavysarcasm
The answer of course is obvious.... BECAUSE BIDEN IS OLD. #HeavySarcasm
Color me absolutely shocked that Elon Musk has made Twitter so toxic that large advertisers are holding back from the site now. #heavysarcasm
If anyone is qualified to give their opinions on the Paralympics, it is surely, surely Frankie Boyle. #heavysarcasm