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Heistmas 2025 - Matthew Jackson

Earlier this month, several members of the @popheist.com crew put together 10-song ultimate Christmas playlists, which we dropped into our newsletter for paid subscribers. This is mine:

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This Andy Williams Christmas Song Is Slowly Driving Me Insane "The Holiday Season" feels like a carefully calculated and calibrated Christmas song plan, which makes it even more baffling.

On the #Heistmas front, @awalrusdarkly.bsky.social wrote about Andy Williams' "The Holiday Season" which, yes, is an unhinged holiday song. Platonic ideal of a Pop Heist post right here.

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That Time Van Halen Saved Christmas Van Halen is far from the first band to stage a show outside of a traditional venue, but there's something so improbable about all of this.

Yesterday for @popheist.com's #Heistmas Advent Calendar, I wrote about the improbable insanity of Van Halen's December 1991 free concert in the city of Dallas. Merry Christmas from Van Halen!

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Y'all I literally wrote the essay because that's what Visionaries do.

Coming soon!

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'Fairytale of New York' as You've Never Heard It Before There's a reason why so many classic Christmas songs are about missing people, or places, or times we can't reclaim.

For today's @popheist.com #Heistmas Advent Calendar, I wrote about the performance of "Fairytale of New York" at Shane MacGowan's December 2023 funeral, the purest and most invigorating celebration of a life well lived I've ever seen.

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'Fairytale of New York' as You've Never Heard It Before There's a reason why so many classic Christmas songs are about missing people, or places, or times we can't reclaim.

There's a reason why so many classic Christmas songs are about missing people, or places, or times we can't reclaim. The #Heistmas Advent Calendar continues with "Fairytale of New York."

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Happy #Heistmas! Please consider subscribing to POP HEIST or gifting a subscription to those who love worker-owned shenanigans/journalism!

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If there’s one thing I can say about the 1968 Dean Martin Christmas Special, is that it took place in 1968. #heistmas

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And lastly, my annual reminder that Robert Sidney was a gay soldier in WWII who toured with Irving Berlin's all-soldier revue THIS IS THE ARMY, performing on the literal front lines.

Happy holidays to all. #Heistmas

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wait i found out who's to blame for hbo's mad men mixup #heistmas

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I had to get the door while all the celebs are listing off the children’s hospitals, did Doodles Weaver show up? #heistmas

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Merry Christmas, Everybody! Thanks for watching with us! #Heistmas

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It's not Christmas until Paul Lynde tells me to clean out my chimney. #Heistmas

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I always forget just how long the children's gift-a-thon goes on, but it's magic. Jimmy Stewart, the Christmas icon, smiling and telling little kids they're going to get toys! How could you not love that? #Heistmas

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Icons Only #Heistmas

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Jim Nabors just couldn't turn that twang off, man. #Heistmas

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Got my 23 and Me results back #Heistmas

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What is happening with Don Rickles's bowtie? Doesn't matter, just glad to see him. #Heistmas

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GLEN CAMPBELL ALERT #Heistmas

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Who's ready for EIGHT MINUTES of celebrities saying the names of children's hospitals??? #Heistmas

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We should absolutely bring back the Christmas tradition of telling needy kids via national television that they're getting a bunch of free toys. #Heistmas

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Dean Martin is what happens when a crate of beef jerky sits next to a tuxedo and an atomic bomb goes off. #heistmas

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OK everyone pick out your favorite toy from the toy display! I want that little blue robot on the table, looks cool as hell! #Heistmas

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Doodles Weaver could have replaced Jerry Lewis. I believe that. He’s not in the 1968 Dean Martin Christmas Special, but I’d love if Doodles Weaver showed up. He died in 1983. The special isn’t over, he could still show up. #heistmas

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It is truly remarkable how quickly Dean Martin could slip from "Hey I'm just your drunk uncle funnin' around" into "It's me, the King of Cool with the pantydropper voice." Happens in a damn second. #Heistmas

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Bob Newhart: Short King #Heistmas

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This is where you'd think Dean Martin is gonna be the most famous person you'll see tonight.

But you'd be wrong. #Heistmas

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