I read in this guy's voice:
He's such a ragebaiter.
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Chaz apparently has so much rizz that he managed to bed one of Helluva Boss's "Final Boss"
It's a mystery in how he did it.
I could imagine Stolas' shocked reaction when Blitz, Millie and Moxxie all tell him.
"He CAN'T be that good."
"That's the thing, sir. He's not."
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If I was watching Hazbin Hotel out of context, I would have guessed Husk was the only straight one.
I would have never guessed Niffty.
See, Adam?! You can be straight AND not a straight up piece of shit at the same time!
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Watch a box set together and eat popcorn and chocolate?
That is so based.
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I see they've both met Bojack Horseman.
What did that animated depressed horse even do?
It would be a shorter list to tell you what he DIDN'T do! Trust me.
(Half Joking)
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"I can't believe I'm gettin' shitfaced with a human who likes sports."
"How about gettin' shitfaced with a friend?"
"Rude! Husk is right there, man! Come on!" (Joke)
For real? Yes. Then borrow his phone so I could fuck around with Vox by sending him lies about the hotel.
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Stolas: "Oh don't look at my old pictures, I look so cringey."
Blitz: "What are you talkin' about? You look cute in this. You're talking like it was a emo phase in 2004."
Stolas: "My legs look too long and I look too thin!"
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Thankfully, IMP always spend time on Earth in small doses. Otherwise, Moxxie would have been driven to madness about how stupid and selfish a lot of humans are.
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Almost fully agree, but I haven't seen Blitzø kidnap a princess and fight a red plumber.
I'm not saying he wouldn't, he just hasn't done it yet.
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I wonder how long it took for Vaggi to call Charlie her "GOAT."
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On one hand, sure, Blitz may have signed the papers to Loona's adoption legally and it's all above board.
But come on, who DOESN'T love a good old fashion jailbreak sequence? Those are always fun and Blitz could always fake a signature later anyway.
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This is a joke, I don't think Viv is overrated. I'm with Walter White on this one.
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Moxxie has been watching Rin and Stimpy to really get into the role of most cartoony character in The Helluvaverse.
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When Blitzø became best friends with Deadpool, it was only a matter of time before he could see past the 4th wall and was like, "Stoals, who are these weird humans staring at us?"
"What humans?"
"The 3D ones staring at us through their screens."
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I also imagine it's them two and Stolas trying to figure out how Chaz managed to fuck so many people including Ozzie and Beelzebub like Charlie from Always Sunny explaining Pepe Silva.
"Chaz has mind control powers like that TV guy! I can't imagine it being any other way!" #HelluvaSky #HelluvaBoss
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I can't deny it any longer. I don't care if you're not ready for the truth yet! Someone had to say it! I'll be the one that will say what we're ALL thinking! (April Fools Joke)
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"Christ on a Stick, my man! Have you ever heard of Spoiler Alerts?! We're not at the courtroom scene yet!"
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I'm sorry but, are they seeing the same Blitzø?
Did he fuck up? Sure. Did he make stupid mistakes? Yes. Did they just forget about Adam from Hazbin Hotel? Or Andrealphus? I would even argue Lute is hateable because of her fascist ideas!
Blitzø is nowhere NEAR like them!
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Dad swap episode would be great!
Octavia and Blitz just talking to each other! Blitz did screw her over, even if he didn't mean to and didn't even know she existed at the time of "real fast."
Of course, Loona and Stolas can bond over their tastes in music or something.
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Before Season 2, I would absolutely believe that Sera would be a power hungry mad tyrant that wanted to rule with a bloody iron fist.
Instead, Sera is more like Princess Luna.
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I swear, I tried to come up with a better joke. I'm (mostly) sorry.
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Remember, guys (gn) bad cooking is still better than cooking that is depressing. (Looking at you, McDonald's.)
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Man, I can't believe that Charlie got bit by a WereSnake. This is cute though. #HelluvaSky #HazbinHotel
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Is it Professor Plum with the Lead Pipe in the Kitchen?
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Maybe it's because Angel sees the dark side of Hell's politics and for the sake of his mental health, noped the fuck out.
Which knowing his relationship with Vox and Valentino? It would make sense to me.
(But he's secretly, not so secretly for trans rights. Obviously.)
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If it were me:
"Sup, Blitz. Big fan of your cartoon. Wanna watch wrestling and get shitfaced together? Because whoever paid you to do bad shit to me, absolutely didn't pay you enough. If that's not enough, that's cool. I got a PS5. No Burnout though."
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I bet you that secretly Lucifer was a model for artists as they make sculptures of those angels statues during the Renaissance Era.
"Why was I in Italy a lot? Because I love pizza! Yep! That's me! Love that pizza!" Lucifer sweats, being a terrible liar.
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This show can be pretty smart.
But it can also be the dumbest shit ever in the best way possible.
Blitzø is a sad clown, but nevertheless, still a clown.
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I'm surprised Blitzø hasn't figured it out yet.
Crimson is dead when his one brain cell finally gets going.
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