Okay, I’ve got 2 prerolls left from this morning’s run to #HigherLeaf:

Godfather OG

&

Bling Blow

Which should I smoke next? 🤔

They both sound utterly absurd. Bad names for #weed strains is 1 of the reasons I stuck to #psychedelics when I sold drugs. That, & weed was too thievable by “friends” 😑

Yeahhhhhh these are embarrassing to be seen with. They’re just the cheapest option, basically. Don’t judge.

At $3 apiece at #HigherLeaf in #Bellevue, it’s hard to beat the price, but this branding/packaging is straight-up embarrassing, and the numbers aren’t great, either.

“Hustler’s Ambition,” with the three idek whats, 1930’s gangsters, maybe, in silhouette.

So fucking stupid 😆

#weed #PNW #Seattle

It looks like some hard drugs shit, doesn’t it? We’re fuckin gangster bout this weed shit 😤

Bc Kai smokes me out all the time, I’ve bought him two 1G #Dabstract concentrates, which he now intends to mix into this alchemical #indica concoction he has of all the previous concentrates he’s bought.

Apparently, “Grandpa’s RPG” is really crunchy & has a nice texture 🤷‍♀️

#HigherLeaf #weed #PNW

Love my Higher Leaf folks! 🥰

I detest #capitalism, but one of the few places I truly enjoy patronizing is #HigherLeaf in #Bellevue 🤩

#Weed makes capitalism kinda fun!

Kai and I picked up a “seahorse” (new to me!) and some dab-materiel, and we’re about to get high as fuckkkkkkk 🌳💨

#PNW #marijuana #gethigh #Seattle

I like the way it catches the light. That’s a terrible little $10 silicone pipe I do not recommend, but it’ll do.

I don’t always smoke flower, but when I do, I cough like a maniac. That helps 🤓💨

Enjoying some flower with my buddy Kai today, overlooking The Marketplace at #Factoria.

That’s a #sativa, Watermelon Meringue (from a company I think called #MiniBudz, & aptly named, bc the actual buds are bite-sized) that I bought at #HigherLeaf in #Bellevue.

Good vibes 💨

#PNW #weed #Seattle

That’s good smokin 💨

#WeedSommelier 💁‍♀️

#FireBros (which appears to be #shoplocal to us in #WA) $50 disposable pen, $40 after 20% discount at #HigherLeaf.

Luxe. #PeanutButterCrunch; has a really tangy, almost-soapy earthy taste with a lot of facets. I hear #terpenes are a factor.

A rich, playful bouquet 🧐

#weed #PNW

And I'm not-so-secretly hoping that if I build a significant enough following in #Seattle and #BellevueWA around #legalweed & #weed products, then I can pitch myself as an 'influencer' to #HigherLeaf & defray my prodigious, monthly #marijuana expenses, so @normlorg.bsky.social or whoever, what up 😎🔁

This is what their friendly, nearly-always-open storefront looks like! You should go by there, and you should say Kay sent you! Kay, with the cats.

I don't necessarily buy all the malarkey about indica vs sativa, but I tend to favor the strains on the sativa side of things, that said. This time, we went with strawberry cough (I say 'we,' bc I split the purchase with someone, not bc the cats are smoking; none of them is 21 yet, so it's not even a discussion)

Another profitable visit to #HigherLeaf in #Bellevue 🤓💨

They have a running deal on #PhatPanda carts, $21, & the numbers are all confounding, but I've found it to be roughly equivalent to, like, an 1/8th of some really high-grade weed in vapeable form.

We, therefore, buy a lot of them!

#PNW #weed

#HigherLeaf report:

I went with my typical #PhatPanda cartridge for my battery (🐼 always choice), but Kai got a #FireBros #disposable (for $50! tho we used my 30% off discount on it, so $35, much more reasonable), & it’s also great. Got them #terpenes 😤

Final analysis: #weed still awesome 🤔

#PNW

I'm decidedly a #millennial (an old one, I think), but I like to believe I have a very #GenZ approach to work, which is that, when I need to take a break from it, I do!

We made it another 4m into the runtime of #CasinoRoyale #lol 😅

Time for some self-care & a trip to #HigherLeaf 🌳💨

#Bellevue #PNW

I had 2 new #friends I made this year unrelatedly give me #Christmas gifts, & they both gave me #PhatPanda #legalweed cartridges from #HigherLeaf in #Bellevue, 2 different #sativa strains: Lemon Haze & Sour Diesel.

They know me so well, & it got me into the #Xmas Spirit! 🥹

#PNW #THC #weed #stroned

WHEW!! This Phat Panda cartridge for this exotic vaporizer egg I borrowed from Luther lists itself at 96% total THC. Luther, being obsessed with numbers/data as he is (his first question of literally any person of discussion every time: what’s their net worth?) is going to be delighted. Anecdotally, Gorilla Glue is pretty 🔥

It might be called Original Glue 🤔 The store is definitely called Higher Leaf in Bellevue, and they’re great people and we totally endorse them. The cats & I get all the #KCookandCatsCo pot there 🤓🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛

I asked for hybrid #PhatPanda cart options (bc Luther loaned me his cool egg-vape battery, which puts hellfire to these fuckin things lol) at #HigherLeaf here in #Bellevue & was presented TWO 96% total #THC options: #OriginalGlue & #BerryGelato.

I went OG bc I’ve tried #GorillaGlue b4 🤔

#pnw #weed

I just got super #stoned (🙏 #HigherLeaf in #Bellevue!) & told Luther “let’s rock & Grohl.”

Guess I was 🤔 #DaveGrohl? 😆

It’s like time my midl sister Molly (now a #TX state sen, D-15) 1st got drunk on her 21stbday & told every1 she was going to TKAB, baby! (take care of business) #lol

#malapropism

Higher Leaf in Bellevue. Good people, good products, and today, especially good prices 😈

Literally handed the cashier 5 crumpled-up $1 bills, like as if I’d just earned them onstage 🤣

I don’t want to cause a rush or anything, but #HigherLeaf in #Bellevue has $1 24% #THC prerolls, so I just picked up 5 1g #IslandCookies joints, and it’s bout to be a good day 😤

#Seattle #pnw #legalweed #weed #its420somewhere #Factoria

Higher Leaf in Bellevue, Washington (one of two locations, this one being the one nearest me that I frequent RATHER often)

I LOVE #HigherLeaf in #Bellevue, but the last 4x I’ve been in, they’ve thanked me for my service (I’ve never served).

I BEGGED them to take that off, but today was told it’s a discount for being a friendly, cool regular (aw!) & they corrected the #veteran thing 😅

#stolenvalor #legalweed #weed #lol

Raspberry Skywalker — may the (97% total) THC be with you. From Phat Panda, purchased from our friends at Higher Leaf in Bellevue, WA.

🎶 Bring me your High-er Leaf 🎶 Our friends at Higher Leaf in Bellevue, WA are terrific people, even beyond being a business we patronize. I patronize. I’ve never brought the cats, though I have brought #ShowTheDog, several times, and they’re always super thrilled to see her, too 😆 Good people!

This is a brand-new battery! These Kodo batteries are DOGSHIT, but Higher Leaf immediately made it right.

Moment of absolute #panic as my carefully budgeted #PhatPanda cartridge was rendered useless by another bad #Kodo battery, BUT

#HigherLeaf immediately exchanged it for a new (shitty) Kodo battery, even in my same, signature color ( #Ginger 👩‍🦰), and y’all, I ❤️ these people SO much 🥹

#bellevue #weed

Higher Leaf Fine Cannabis Products in Bellevue, WA. Whenever I approach the façade, I quietly hum “Bring me your Higher Leaf” to myself to the tune of Steve Winwood’s Higher Love. Just me? 🤔

That’s some good oil 🛢️

It’s gonna be a good day 😤

Just picked up a Durban-Diesel hybrid disposable; #DurbanPoison was the 2010 #CannabisCup winner, and one of my favorite strains from when I was selling #weed in #Texas 🤓

#LegalWeed is the coolest 😎

#marijuana #its420somewhere #HigherLeaf #bellevue #seattle #pnw

I’ve been arrested (wrongly) recently, so I’m laying in the cut instead of getting out in the streets today, but we’re still #nokings out here in the woods of #bellevue 💁‍♀️

We’re also high as hell 😵‍💫💨 Raspberry Skywalker, c/o of #FatPanda #cannabis products & #HigherLeaf #bellevuewa

#Seattle #Resist

We’ve fallen in ❤️ with these:

This particular strain of High Potency Diamonds #THC vape that I bought for Luther (caretaker of one #ShowTheDog) called Tres Leches is trés délicieux.

I buy them for L; it’s part of my ministry. So’s smoking them with him 🙏

#nobsjustcannabis #bellevue #HigherLeaf

Fairly perfunctory #pride accoutrements at my local #weedstore #HigherLeaf, but you know what?

I appreciate it, all the same 🤗

Glad to know my business & kind are welcome in this establishment 🤓

Those cheap little nylon 🏳️‍🌈s can really say a lot 💁‍♀️

#happypride #legalweed #legalstate #pnw #queer

I think to the extent anyone involved in #capitalism is NOT to blame, it’s #smallbusiness and #localbusiness folks, who so often both live & pay in to surrounding communities.

I support #localbusinesses… ESPECIALLY this one. a LOT 😆

#HigherLeaf in #BellevueWA; 2 locations pictured. ❤️ both 🙏