You know JD’s favorite sofa is pleather. Right?
#HillbillyEffigy
Someone needs to remind JD Vance of the “benefits” he and family received (Food Stamps/WIC) as a child growing up in Appalachia. #hillbillyeffigy
Couch sold separately.
#HillbillyEffigy
He should excommunicate JD for beastiality with furniture.
#HillbillyEffigy
“Now go, my son. My heart cannot handle your confession of sofa debauchery.”
#HillbillyEffigy
#JDPopekiller
😂😂😂
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#Couchfucker
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To avoid future confusion and as a clear warning, Greenland should have sent Couchfucker’s head back on a pike just like the Vikings of yore.
#Couchfucker
#HillbillyEffigy
JD wants to turn the U.S. into the Ottoman Empire so he can fuck it.
#Couchfucker
#HillbillyEffigy
JD is so despicable, the couch is making him sleep on the bed.
#Couchfucker
#HillbillyEffigy
All the JD Vance memes on my phone and used as bookmarks and some profile pictures. #jadievance #vance #jd #memes #pfp #post #funny #satire #jokes #unseasoned #unseasoned #meme #feed #floodthefeed #couch #sofa #recliner #loveseat #cowboy #hillbillyeffigy #vp #us
JD Couchfucker doesn’t like this so please do not share.
#HillbillyEffigy
People who engage in beastiality with furniture cannot be taken seriously.
#JDCouchfucker
#HillbillyEffigy
Apparently, JD is too busy humping loveseats to weigh in on his boss’ feud with Elmo.
#HillbillyEffigy
Pope Leo should excommunicate JD Vance for furniture debauchery.
#HillbillyEffigy
He should excommunicate JD for beastiality with furniture.
#HillbillyEffigy
My first papal bull shall be to excommunicate furniture molester, JD Vance.
There shall be no tolerance in our Holy Church for bestiality. Let us pray…
#HillbillyEffigy
The first papal bull of the new Pope should excommunicate Nazi enthusiastic, JD Couchfucker.
#HillbillyEffigy
First order of business for the new Pope?
Excommunicate Nazi enthusiast, JD Vance.
#HillbillyEffigy
A bull condemning JD’s bestiality with furniture would be timely.
#HillbillyEffigy
The new Pope should condemn JD’s bestiality with furniture.
#HillbillyEffigy
#JDCouchfucker
“I have heard your confession, my son. Go in peace and do not spill thy seed between the cushions anymore.”
#JDPopekiller
#HillbillyEffigy
“Go, my son. Say 100 Hail Mary’s and no more bestiality with couches…”
#JDPopekiller
#HillbillyEffigy
“Now go, my son. My heart cannot handle your confessions of furniture debauchery.”
#HillbillyEffigy
#JDPopekiller
“You like to do WHAT to couches???”
#HillbillyEffigy
Ski in the Urals you Putin fellating traitor!
#HillbillyEffigy
#JDCouchfucker
JD Couchfucker can ski his Curtis Yarvin techno-fascist ass in the Urals.
#HillbillyEffigy #JDTraitor
JD Couchfucker can ski his fascist ass in the Urals.
#HillbillyEffigy