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SpaceX Eyes Mergers With Musk Companies as IPO Nears - TechRepublic Such a deal would combine SpaceX with xAI, which owns the X social media platform and develops the Grok chatbot.

2) $TSLA $TSLAQ #HisNibs #TheFraudContinues #31Jan26

Lambs to the Slaughter: "It’s a move that is forcing investors to reassess how Musk’s sprawling empire of space, AI, and electric vehicles might ultimately fit together."

www.techrepublic.com/article/news...

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#ElonMusk #HisNibs #SpaceX

I had to make sure the photo accompanying Keith Edward's clip wasn't some kind of AI horror rendering from Grok.

Cue at 5:56 to see Musk looking the worst you have ever seen him look. He looks like an abandoned meth lab. Watch him glitch:

youtu.be/IhDnx3ei-Lg?...

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Elon Musk's SpaceX blasted for 'extreme safety risk' after rocket explosion The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) said Elon Musk's exploding Starship could have caused a 'potential extreme safety risk', adding FAA personnel were not informed

#HisNibs #SpaceX

"The ship - which Musk hopes will eventually take humanity to Mars - caused mass panic, according to new records, when debris was scattered into a busy flight path."

www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news...

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The nice thing about having lost Ozzy this week is #HisNibs is playing good music instead of Neil Young.

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One of these brilliant yoots said, when they thought I was out of earshot, "guys. The Nipper's mum is THE BEST MUM."

Other yoot: "It's true!"

Third yoot, who'd just met #HisNibs and I that night: "I can see why!"

Me: *preens* says to HN "THE COOLEST MUM"
HN: "They said best"
Me: *preens* "BEST"

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Tesla's robotaxi rollout runs into trouble Launch plans skid just days before go-time

9) $TSLAQ #HisNibs $ElonQ

"A group out of Austin urged Tesla to hold off until September 1, when new AV rules kick in. The new rules include safety checks and clearer compliance rules.

Seven Texas lawmakers have reportedly signed the hold-off on the rollout."

www.thestreet.com/technology/t...

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7) #SpaceX #HisNibs $ElonQ

Hmm. Anyone else feel SpaceX might be nervously worried about this explosion?

I'm with @esghound.com 100% after reading the whole release from SpaceX which he supplies a link to.

SpaceX's defensiveness will shockwave-awake enemies in D.C.

bsky.app/profile/esgh...

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6) $TSLAQ #SpaceX #HisNibs $ElonQ

Cheeky bastards such as @coverdrive12.bsky.social , a member of the old $TSLAQ diaspora who left Xitter when Elon took over, are the best kept secret follow on bluesky.

He gives great snide and makes me laugh.

bsky.app/profile/cove...

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Elon Musk’s stunning three-word reaction to SpaceX Starship exploding in fireball The SpaceX owner seemed to joke about the failed test, writing, “Just a Scratch” after his rocket went up in flames.

5) #HisNibs $ElonQ #SpaceX

Tell this to all the flora and fauna destroyed by SpaceX over the years:

"Just a scratch."

- SpaceX

www.yahoo.com/news/elon-mu...

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Unstoppable force loses battle with immovable object: Elon bows to Trump Four days into a public feud between the world’s most powerful person and the world’s richest person, I declare Musk the loser

17) $ElonQ #HisNibs #OrangeJulius

They're going to name a mental illness after these two in the next version of the DSM:

"Trump is no stranger to retribution. It is a major theme of his second administration."

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

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4) $ElonQ #DOGE #DangerousNarcissist #HisNibs #LibertAryan

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3) $TSLAQ $ElonQ #HisNibs

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#HisNibs says this every time he chokes on his own spit.

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#HisNibs hates it when I use rosemary anything in my hair. He claims it smells too chemically.

It doesn’t stop me because I like it.

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My mum was a “never sneeze once but sometimes as many as 30 times in a row” person. So is #HisNibs. I never have been.

Until this spring. I now sneeze twice, sneeze twice.

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I concur! #HisNibs stepped in cold cat barf this morning. Made my day.

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#HisNibs comes in from a walk with the dog, stops short in the kitchen and then slowly asks “whaaaat’s happening?”

“I am become a domestic laundress!” I said demurely, bowing my head a little. “Hast sir shirtwaists he wishes pressed?”

Then #HisNibs backed away slowly and took the dog with him.

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Me: loses track of time while working in the garden, remembers to drink water but forgets to eat.
#HisNibs BBQs burgers and dogs.
Me: eats two sausages and immediately feels sick.

*sigh*

You’d think I’d learn.

You’d be wrong, but you’d think that.

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This is an honorific title.
This is for
1. Family History research, my father's maternal line were Lords in medieval Scotland.
2. Jobhunting purposes to make my CV
3. A bit of fun or a talking point at interviews

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Me: I don’t want to do the fence because it’ll cause more fights.
#HisNibs: I don’t think it will.
Me: *whispering* it already is.
#HisNibs: I don’t want to do the patio/walk prep.
Me: I do! As long as we have gravel and sand delivered in accessible piles.
#HisNibs: We can talk about it.

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Friend, this is how marriages end.
Me: I’d like to hire someone to do the last bit of fencing in the uneven parts of our yard
#HisNibs: I’d like to hire someone to do our walkway and patio
Me: I’d prefer to do the walkway and patio myself
#HisNibs: We can do the fence ourselves.

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Okay so I’m watching my ghostie shows and they capture a woman’s voice and nobody can tell what she’s saying. They play it back and I hear, very clearly, що ти шкаєш, and I shout out “WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?” And #HisNibs startles.

Whoops.

But that’s what the ghost said. Is the thing.

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Played the clip for #HisNibs who was enthusiastic to point out Temu Milhouse's point had nothing to do with women, until I asked why then did he not say "people who want to start families can't afford homes" or "families can't afford homes", and he saw my point.

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My nails are so fucking ruined I had to get #HisNibs to help me out my necklace on because my nails keep ripping apart on the clasp. #NeverAgain

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4) #HisNibs #DarkMAGA #$TSLAQ

One of life's lessons for kids from Father of the Year, Elon Musk:

bsky.app/profile/mark...

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Neither does #HisNibs! I’ll learn ‘ya!

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This may sound like a typos question but does anyone know if there are “liquids and gels” baggies available at the Cancún airport?

After years of mocking me for bringing extra ziplocs when we travel, #HisNibs needed the extra one I brought and the one I have left is Too Small to close.

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#HisNibs suggested it. Brilliant!

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Second, no, #HisNibs and I shit talk DISCO *in private*.

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