And just when you think it’s over, the chocolate river floods the North Pole causing a meltdown party. Moral: never trust your festive spirit when candy tech goes haywire. #ChocoChaos #HolidayMeltDown

“Hey legends!” Cassie dropped in with a chaotic Christmas update EARLY AF and we’re 100% here for it

the single’s dropping early so yes, you’ve got time to ruin your family playlist in advance 🎄

#elevatorprimates #holidaymeltdown #detentioncore #musicsky

Black-and-white studio photo of Riley using a laptop, Ashton recording vocals while playing guitar, and Zeke checking the Lyrics on his smartphone.

Guitar. Vocals .... Detention

Riley, Ashton & Zeke are finishing the final pass for our holiday banger.

“All I Got for Christmas Was Detention” is gonna hit different.

#HolidayMeltdown #ElevatorPrimates #PopPunkStudio #MusicSky

Black and white photo of Jett Maddox seated at a Yamaha drum kit in a dimly lit studio, arms raised mid-hit, surrounded by microphones and cables.

Christmas drums, pop-punk chaos, and Jett going feral behind the kit.

Studio session for “All I Got for Christmas Was Detention” is in full swing.

🎄 #HolidayMeltdown #ElevatorPrimates #PunkIsAlive #BehindTheScenes #MusicSky

🎄We know it’s too early.
🎁 We wrote it anyway.
🚫 All I got for Christmas was DETENTION.
New Elevator Primates holiday single is coming to hijack your December playlist.
Elf costumes? ✅
Broken chairs? ✅
Punk attitude? Always.
#HolidayMeltdown #DetentionDrop #MusicSky #Punkmas #ElevatorPrimates

Ashton deep in the chaos, writing our Christmas single like a true delinquent angel.

🎄📝 “All I Got for Christmas Was Detention” 🎄📝

is coming.

🎧 Stay tuned.
#HolidayMeltdown #ElevatorPrimates #NewMusic #PopPunkChristmas #AshtonVale #MusicSky

30-Year-Old Man Destroys Girlfriend’s Son’s Christmas Gifts Over a Missing PS5 He wanted a PS5, but she said no! A furious 30-year-old takes revenge by smashing her son’s Christmas gifts. Find out how this holiday drama unfolds!

🚨 30-Year-Old Man DESTROYS his girlfriend’s son’s Christmas gifts over a missing PS5 🎮🎁

Internet: “Imagine ruining a child’s Christmas over a console…”

🏆 Full breakdown here- 🏆- www.hypefresh.com/30-year-old-...
#PS5Tantrum #HolidayMeltdown #ChristmasDrama