I wonder which he used when breaching lockdown to visit his parents?

… breaching lockdown to go to his holiday home?

… explaining his repeat speeding offences to police and magistrates?

… helping his pornographer friend dodge £40+million in tax, in return for a much smaller donation?

#HonestBob

#honestbob talking crap as usual on @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social

He just doesn’t get the harm that #brexit has done to UK economy

Quite so
And #honestbob on #bbclaurak is outrageous publicity for him

#BatShitCrazyUK

Old Isle of Dogs Westferry Printworks site still remains desolate

Pornographer cum property developer avoided paying £45m for local infrastructure around development

All for £12k "donation" to Tory coffers

#HonestBob sells himself cheap

High court struck down deal

#ClownsIdiots

Bad start to the day hearing #honestbob expound his shaky view of the world today on the radio

#BatshitCrazyUK

Even married to a British Jew ..

#CruellaSuella to Holocaust survivor : "get over it"

#ToryScum failures

#Fartarge criticised her (and #HonestBob) for allowing Afghans into the UK

Seems #Fartarge doesn't mind sh*t in his party

#ClownsIdiots

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI16...

#BatshitCrazyUK

Bunch of failed idiots and morons ..

#Fartarge : Putins lapdog

#HonestBob : sell his soul for £12k .. to a Tory donor .. now to a #Fartarge backer?

#CruellaSuella : couldn't even get enough signatures to run for #ToryScum leadership

#ClownsIdiots

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMW4...

#BatshitCrazyUK

“Reform names Robert Jenrick as pick for chancellor”

#HonestBob as Chancellor?

Same who green lit a housing development saving developer £millions for a paltry £20k donation to Tory coffers?

What an f*ING clown!!

#ClownsIdiots

Nigel Farage unveils Reform UK frontbench team and warns over dissent Leader says move should end claims of one-man band and shows party is ‘creating a machine for government’

This has really made my day today….

After 14 years of Tory incompetence, #FarageRiots truly believes that his new Tory incarnation is the “Dogs Bollo*ks” of UK politics.

The worst of all humanity…..
#HonestBob
#Cruella
#DubaiDick
#30pLee
#ZiaUseless

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

We've been tied into repaying £3.4 Trillion debt at £134 Billions a year with our economy downgraded to "Junk Status" by the Arseholes in charge since 2010. So we're left in a state of despair, whilst Grifters like #HonestBob and #FagButtShitGargler and associates think they can rince forever more.

Best describe #HonestBob #Jenrick.

#r4today Honest Bob Jenrick wittering away that the Tories failed the country in their recent bout of failed power would be utterly bang on except for the fact that he was a - *checks notes* - a Tory MP and some time minister too. Happy to take the paycheck, right Bob?

#RobertJenrick #HonestBob

It was hilarious that #HonestBob was torching the previous Government with any recognition that he was part of that Government. Utter loon.

OMG Mrs Cobb was so very nearly right. #HonestBob

Starmer criticised for celebrating activist's return from Egypt Alaa Abd El-Fattah has been accused of sharing 'extremist' views on social media.

Political mischievous or is #HonestBob Jenrick actually right for once?

news.sky.com/story/starme...

#HonestBob wants to be a "Man of the People"!
youtu.be/8GTGtPm7huY?...

#Labour inherited a mess from Kemi Badenoch’s #Conservatives part 1
#HonestBob should be in prison!

theorionblogown.blogspot.com/2025/11/labo...

THIS IS NOT THE #EARTH WE WERE BORN INTO,
THIS IS THE ONE THAT DID NOT😒🫴 ASCEND - Keep laughing those who know, know.
#realtalk #metaphysics

Kemi Badenoch smiles from the stump as she heads towards oblivion | John Crace The relaxed demeanour of the Tory leader suggests she is just relieved that things aren’t worse than they could be

#BadEnoch smiles from the stump as she's seen disappearing up her own Butt Crack to cheers from #HonestBob | John Crace
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

a man in a suit and tie with a pink flower pin on his pocket square ALT: a man in a suit and tie with a pink flower pin on his pocket square

#TheRoyalTraitors have lifetimes of experience secretly protecting paedophiles, hiding their wealth, and screwing their subjects in every way they can: facing justice just isn't part of the playbook. #HonestBob and his gang are 100% behind the Royals so they can continue to mingle with the elite.

“Gawd blimey, it woz only a little bit af ‘orsplay, back ina good ol’ days.”
#ToryBollocks #HonestBob

youtube.com/watch?v=ptfm...

Why do they want us out so bad?
#ECHR #Brexit #Tories #Reform #Farage #Badenoch #HonestBob #LBC #GMB #GBNews #JeremyVine #StormHuntley

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the biggest patriot of them all? It is I, Robert Jenrick | Marina Hyde When I gaze deep into my own eyes, what do I see? An iron-willed, crime-crushing flag-raiser whose ascent to the Tory leadership is surely inevitable, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the biggest #HonestBob of them all? It is I, @robertjenrickmp.bsky.social | #MarinaHyde
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Theologian in Jenrick xenophobia row says pair ‘could work together’ Exclusive: Krish Kandiah invites Tory shadow minister to help him ‘de-escalate fear and anger’ after BBC controversy

Theologian in "Thin Skinned" #HonestBob xenophobia row says pair ‘could work together’. Just don't expect any tips on dodging CGT or painting over Cartoons in Children's Reception Centres...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

Jeremy Corbyn confirms plan to create new political party with Zarah Sultana The former Labour leader said it was ‘time for a new kind of political party’ to take on Keir Starmer but Neil Kinnock has said it will ‘only assist’ Kemi Badenoch’s Conservatives and Nigel Farage’s R...

Labour are already loosing ground to Rectum UK….now Jeremy is going to take even more votes away.

Tories are finished with either #BadEnoch or #HonestBob which leaves more room for the LibDems and the Green’s…..proportional representation anyone?

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

I would probably go for 2 syllables ending in-er .....and beginning with fuck.
#HonestBob

They’re all terrified of the advance of #HonestBob #r4today

John O'Connell on X: "When it comes to Transport Fares Fraud, it seems @RobertJenrick has a poor memory ... https://t.co/P2Iqg0682V" / X When it comes to Transport Fares Fraud, it seems @RobertJenrick has a poor memory ... https://t.co/P2Iqg0682V

x.com/jdpoc/status... If only we had known this while discussing #HonestBob today @mrjamesob.bsky.social, it might have been a different hour of conversation.

Jimmy Carr after surgery

He said he didn't like his life when people didn't find him funny, so is he trying to change it up with a new podcast? #HonestBob #TypicalToryTraitor

#24hrnews is a demanding beast and its needs spectacle. Hence Trump, Musk and now #HonestBob #newsnight

"I don't want Honest Bob and Penny Peyser from Family Matters to get hitched!"🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 #FamilyMatters #TGIF #HonestBob #StuartPankin #PennyPeyser #EbonieSmith