Um, allegedly. #Cambodia #JohnKerry #HorNamhong
I'd also like to make a special appeal to duck lovers: Use protection! We've got something going around. #Cambodia #Birdflu #HorNamhong
Usually when I have a problem like that, my fluffer "takes care of it." #Cambodia #CDShortTime #HorNamhong
Now he's saying that he "totally banged" his "girlfriend" Miley Cyrus when he was in DC. Like our Internet doesn't have TMZ. #HorNamhong
Somebody slipped one past me--the budget includes financial aid to "totally innocent Boeung Trabaek informants." #budgetsecrets #hornamhong
BTW, this has nothing to do with the fact that members of my Cabinet could be prosecuted. #justsaying #cambodia #krt #hornamhong
ATTENTION GADDAFI'S SMOKING HOT LADY BODYGUARDS: Unemployed? Need work? Come to Cambodia! History of war crimes not a problem. #HorNamhong
Geez...some foreign ministers get so touchy when you call them war criminals and insinuate that they give great head. #hornamhong
If I were an informant in a prison camp, and Tuesday was a member of the royal family, I'd totally inform on it. #hornamhong #Ihatetuesdays