#HouseholdQuotes: "Time for my commute to work!" *Opens door to office. Steps through. Closes door.* "Commute complete!"
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#HouseholdQuotes: "Good lord this part of being a genius is tedious."
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#HouseholdQuotes: "I want to be in a vampire game! My character will be of the Danny Trejo clan!"
"I'm... you... what?"
"All PCs are of the Trejo clan, live in LA, are Noonwalkers, secretly run the B-movie business, and have machete magic."
"That... is NOT the worst idea ever for a game."
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"WOW you are a gaming slut!"
"Sir! I am a gaming WHORE. People PAY me for game content!"
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"I'm feeling sluggish."
"How sluggish?"
"I'm leaving a slime trail everywhere I go. Salt frightens me. Han Solo owes me money."
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"Wow, that'd be a job. 'Oh, yeah, I stand at the bottom of the stairs and dance with a net so I can catch severed heads in it when they come tumbling down'!"
"So, middle management."
"Yep."
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"I just realized that if you take a goat and give it a single sharp horn, it becomes a Capricorn."
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"Whatcha doing?"
"Looking up Diabolo Ninebark."
"A... Chaotic Evil druid?"
"A copyrighted cultivar of ninebark prized for its deep maroon foliage."
"... Huh. Ninebark is a super-cool name, though."
"It REALLY is!"
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"How much does tubular pasta cost? ... Just a penne."
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#HouseholdQuotes: "I mean, I guess Cthulhu Is a kaiju..."
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#HouseholdQuotes: "I just mistook a bantha saddle for a Burger King bag."
"Yeah... sometimes life do be that way."
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"What do we have that can get mayonnaise off the celling?"
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"Dryer sheets are the tumbleweeds of the laundry room."
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