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“Not a lot of people know this, but I danced with Baryshnikov – or, well, he danced with ME. Anyway, he had me in a lift thing, ‘accidentally’ dropped me on my head, severing my spine and ending my gifted dance legacy. Politics was all that was left for me.”
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“I heroically and singlehandedly fought off a tribe of headhunting Jivaro on a school field trip to the Amazon Rainforest with my 5’ machete, sustaining mortal injuries, losing the use of the entire left side of my brain and that’s why I got into politics.”
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"I was cleaning out the whale tank at my clean & scrub aquarium job, when Bartholomoo, the killer whale, ripped my left arm off — he took my left arm, he took my left arm, he took my f*ckin' left arm...At that moment, I decided to go into politics."
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"When I was an insufferable teenage weenie, a young Bret Hart & I were sparring at a Stampede Wrestling tryout. Bret trapped me in a vicious Figure 4 and snapped my leg clean in half, ruining my pro wrestling career, and kickstarting my political one."
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