Day 6
Explain to other departments what Ubuntu is so they can tell me how to solve my problems
I think I died a little bit inside
#CorporateLife #ITLife

Quote from Cast Away I gotta keep breathing Because tomorrow the sun will rise Who knows what the tide could bring

Day 5 of troubleshooting the same #Ubuntu machine
#ITLife #Linux

It is truly annoying
When I have to set the ips using a slider instead of typing the numbers
And the slider increments include 13 and 37
The fact that they are prime numbers make this extra aggravating
#ITLife #neurodivergent

Day 4 of troubleshooting the same issue on #Ubuntu
I'm not sure if I dislike #Linux or Windows more at this point
Both feel like hell to me
I wonder if they're terraforming the moon soon so I can move there
#ITLife

#ITLife
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Added 300ft of cat 5 to this setup
Wedged those chargers good
That monitor isn't going anywhere now!
...
Don't worry about the loud thump, just me tripping and falling trying to untangle myself
It's perfectly safe
#ITLife

Shop for your perfect hosting now at https://www.rfr.bz/b70ff2d #ITLife #FunnyHosting #ITMemes #ServerHumor

Popeye candy sticks

#ITLife makes me want to take up candy cigarette again

From the security team’s perspective:
“It’s just a test system” has entered the chat… with production data.

#CyberSecurity #DataSecurity #ITLife

😱
The face I make when I have too many layers of remote session and accidentally restarted the wrong computer
#ITLife

Wenn Kaffee nicht mehr reicht, muss halt die nächste Stufe her ☕💉
Multitasking-Level: Programmieren + Koffein direkt ins System

#ITLife #KaffeeLiebe #NextLevel

Everything feels under control... until the audit email hits.
Suddenly, every asset matters.

#ITAudit #ITLife #ITOps

Gasp!
Someone popped most of the bubbles in this bubble wrap!
Is it the same monster who goes around peeling off the plastics from monitors and servers in secret?
Stealing the one remaining joy of #ITLife!

Do you want a computer?

The decision tree that ends all debates.

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#TechSupportHumor #ITHumor #LinuxHumor #ComputerHumor #TechShirt #LinuxShirt #ITSupport #SysAdmin #TechNerd #OperatingSystem #ProgrammerHumor #LinuxUser #ITLife #ComputerScience #TechGeek

ich sitzte am schreibtisch und lächle mal wieder in die Kamera um ja alle zu erschrecken

15 Laptops aufgesetzt, eingerichtet und überlebt. 💻🔥 Mein persönlicher Lifeticker macht jetzt Sendepause – ich höre förmlich, wie eure Timeline erleichtert aufatmet. Gern geschehen. Bin dann mal weg!
#Feierabend #ITLife

der irre von www.pc-spenden.de wünscht einen schönen Abend euch allen

Well, that ... sucked. #ITLife

#ITLife in OT:
- spider web in cabinet is load bearing
- everything can be fixed with bubble gum
- do NOT update firmware, 1 of the components haven't been patched since 1985, the building will fall down
- ask Bob for password (he died 6 years ago)
- show new guy where we keep the mickey, for H&S

All the piano practice in my youth is paying off as an adult
I can enter BIOS like a pro!
#ITLife

Tech bro confidence != Abilities
#ITLife

Big accomplishment at work:
Generated HUNDREDS of passphrases!
Somehow it's not as much fun at the end as it was at the beginning
#ITLife

I know I work for a small business:
- operating microwave and toaster oven at the same time trips breaker
- can only look at server sideways, direct eye contact causes crash
- single ply toilet paper
- need to explain hyper V to manager, again
- brand colour is slightly off because cheaper
#ITLife

“This will happen as the soon as the printer decides to cooperate.”
“…”
“As the printer person, I am aware I have to solve that, too.”

#ITLife

Big accomplishment at work today:
Came up with a 20 alpha numeric special character password that's easy to remember
#ITLife #cybersecurity

#ITLife be like:
Parachute to war zone in foreign country
Learn 2000 years of your enemies history in their language with a dictionary
Drill sargent asks what's taking so long and how come you didn't prevent the war
While the villagers try to help with rocks
Also another war needs you yesterday

Remove one item and productivity drops 80%.
#CorporateMeme #ITLife #WorkHumor #SoftwareCompany #IPHtechnologies

It's imaginary project meeting day
Today we will find out if 350mg of caffeine is sufficient to stop me from sticking my foot in my mouth!
#ITLife

Things I’ve heard that made me uncomfortable:
“That server has been running so long no one knows what it does.”
#LegacySystems #ITLife #ThingsIHeard

Techie touched one box and the lights went out On Call: Discovering, and explaining, the bizarre cause was harder than the job he was sent to do

Sharing this because it's so relatable - the life of working in IT... 😅
#MurphysLaw #TechSupport #BlameTheIT #WorkingInIT #ITLife

Every tech problem has two explanations:
The real one and the LinkedIn one.

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#TechHumor #DeveloperLife #LinkedInVsReality #WorkHumor #ITLife #TechProblems #OmegaInc

How to fix printer:
- power cycle
- offer bribe to printer
- curse it in multiple languages
- fix original issue to generate 3 new issues
- cry
- pray
- deny existence of printer
- contemplate retirement
- bribe luckiest person on the team to walk by the printer
- fixed!
#ITLife