Engineering: How hard can it be? Boys do it. 💁‍♀️

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You know what rhymes with engineering? Beer-ing. 🍺

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My favorite engineer calls me Mom. 💐

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PM who thought the Engineer was "just a cost center" until today

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Engineering motivation: Doing just enough to stay off the radar

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'm mom's favorite engineer. She told me not to tell my siblings, but this shirt does the talking for me. 👑🔧
Sorry, not sorry.

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Normal people: paper airplane
Engineers: scalable aerospace prototype

We are not the same.

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Boss: "How's the project going?" Me: dead inside, third coffee, no sleep"Never better." ☕💀

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AH! - Element 230, atomic weight 29.7. The official Element of Surprise on the periodic table.
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I had potential energy. Then gravity turned it into kinetic regret. 📉
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Do you want a computer?

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"I am your father."
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What doesn't kill you mutates and tries again. 🦠

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This used to be my computer: Delete ✏️ Print 📝 Refresh 🔄

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WTF: Element 74 on the periodic table. Atomic weight: 186.207. Also known as the Element of Surprise. 😮
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Understanding electricity: A visual guide that somehow makes perfect sense and no sense at the same time. ⚡
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The error message that defines Monday mornings for every developer. 💻😴

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Radiate positivity. (Side effects may include gamma rays.) ☢️✨

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S-Ar-Ca-Sm: The four elements that define my entire personality. ⚗️

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In God we trust. All others bring data. 📊
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Measure twice, cut once. Code once, debug forever. 🔨💻

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Model Train Engineer: Building Worlds, One Inch At A Time. 🚂

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The famous duck-rabbit illusion... now in graph form. 📊🦆🐰
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Fe, Pb, Zn: The heaviest metal band in the periodic table. 🎸⚗️
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My husband is an engineer. He literally knows everything. (And if he doesn't, he'll figure it out in 5 minutes.) 😂🔧

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√-1 2³ Σ π ... and it was delicious. 🥧
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Architects dream it. Civil engineers build it. In the dirt. With their bare hands. 💪🏗️
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The Scientific Meowthod: A comprehensive guide to how cats conduct research (mostly by knocking stuff off tables). 🐱🔬

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Dating an engineer: They can build anything except a normal sleep schedule. 😂❤️
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