Colonoscopy prep sucks.

If you think #IWishICouldTakeOver several hours on and off the can, you must be shittin' me.

#IWishICouldTakeOver an hour to do whatever people in line in front of me always seem to need to do, but unfortunately, I'm stuck behind those slow bastards instead.

I hate getting up in the morning, keeping a regular schedule, dressing up like somebody who obviously lives indoors, not crazy about talking to people, but #IWishICouldTakeOver Health and Human Services, Justice, and Homeland Security.

Whenever I have to ride with someone else driving, #IWishICouldTakeOver.

I just trust myself more.

#IWishICouldTakeOver the kitchen. I'm not convinced the new policy is really working out.

" #IWishICouldTakeOver too much of your time to speak with you about the good news!" - Jehovah's Witnesses

#IWishICouldTakeOver
Take out 🥡🍱

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#IWishICouldTakeOver at least I would not be an Orange felon

#IWishICouldTakeOver my metabolism and just nudge it a bit faster.

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#IWishICouldTakeOver Greenland, said the orange porker...

#IWishICouldTakeOver a small country.

That would finally fulfill what they voted me to do in my high school yearbook.

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