Trump fires homeland security secretary Kristi Noem Markwayne Mullin, Republican senator and Maga ally, to replace Noem as Democrats cheer departure of ‘disaster’

I usually try very hard not to find pleasure in the misfortune of others but I confess I am struggling to do so in the case of #IceIceBarbie. Does this make me a bad person.

NB - my amusement is amplified by the fact that #IlDouche has essentially made her a spokesmodel as he did with #AlinaHabba!

As news reaches us that American drones have tasted the bitterness of friendly fire one wonders if #WhiskeyForBreakfast Hegseth has declared war on #IceIceBarbie. Is an intra-government civil war afoot?

Kristi Noem Made Up a Story About Deporting a Cannibal Over the summer, the Secretary of Homeland Security peddled a falsehood about a man on a deportation flight who tried to “eat his own arms.”

Reports that #IceIceBarbie thought they'd deported a #Cannibal when they'd actually just deported someone named Hannibal cannot be confirmed at this time.

Lord is she dumb. So if #IceIceBarbie had a gun with a billion round clip and we took it away from her we would have saved the lives of a billion puppies?

I would like to point out to my Senator, who I regrettably voted for (but won't again), that #IceIceBarbie is the correct term to use to refer to the puppy/goat killer.

Judge Accuses Trump, Rubio, and Noem of “Unconstitutional Conspiracy” A federal judge says the Trump administration was violating the Constitution with its targeted deportations of pro-Palestine activists and academics.

#LittleMarco
#IceIceBarbie
#LockEmUp

#ICEiceBarbie is a liar. Never believe anything she says.

North Minneapolis ICE shooting: Children hospitalized after flash bang, tear gas hits van A family was caught in clashes between protesters and law enforcement during protests in north Minneapolis, leading to three of their six children, including a 6-month-old baby, being hospitalized.

FAO #IceIceBarbie - this looks like an act of domestic terrorism you'd best get your crack investigative unit on it sharpish.

Reports that the Four Seasons allows #IceIceBarbie in amongst the more untrainable hounds with her side arm when the stress gets to be a bit much cannot be confirmed at this time.

Who knew you hire on loyalty instead of competence you get incompetence.
#iceBarbie
#IceIceBarbie

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#IceIceBarbie is absolutely fucking unbelievable.

I am still disappointed by the fact that Dante did not provide for a specific, and particularly unpleasant, circle of hell for people who kill dogs in cold blood.

#IceIceBarbie

#fuckice #fucktrump #fudjt #iceicebaby #icebarbie #iceicebarbie

I certainly hope Ms Good's family sues #IceIceBarbie for everything she's worth and $2p million more.

What about the Cabinet Secretary husbands? Or is that too woke for this lot? Maybe #IceIceBarbie couldn't figure out whether to invite Corey or her hubby.

It's a shame #IceIceBarbie didn't go out on the street dressed like that. She'd be in Honduras by now.

Quelle surprise. #IceIceBarbie stopped just a half step shy of referring to immigrants as #Vermin but probably only because she doesn't know what it means.

Ice Barbie Blames Biden Six Times In Two Minutes The interview went south for Noem fast.

Shorter #IceIceBarbie: "Joe Biden killed my dog, and my fucking goat for that matter".

FAO #IceIceBarbie that is frer speech. Just like flag burning it's constitutionally protected.

THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Trump administration will revamp ICE leadership in quest to intensify deportations Government intends to reassign multiple directors of field offices as it falls well short of its targets on immigration

It takes a special kind of 'human being' to look at the current composition of #ICE 'leadership' under #IceIceBarbie and see #InsufficientCruely. Or is that just me? They are Trump's #BrownShirts.

New book details infighting behind Trump’s ‘obviously unqualified’ cabinet picks Retribution, by Jonathan Karl, describes backroom squabbling over Kristi Noem and Sean Duffy appointments

Q: Why is #IceIceBarbie the Secretary of DHS?

A: Actin as #CoreyLewandowski's wing man #IlDouche appointed her so Corey could continue get his leg over.

Seriously.

ICE Barbie Says an Entire State’s Worth of Officials Are “Lying” Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is convinced, against all evidence, that Portland is a war zone.

FAO #IceIceBarbie: prove these specious assertions or resign. That's the way it used to work and the way it should again.

Somehow pic 1 of #IceIceBarbie in Portland reminded me of pic 2.

Mayor Wilson Responds Following Meeting with Secretary Noem: 'Portland continues to manage public safety professionally and responsibly' Discussions centered on federal enforcement actions and their impact on Portland communities

#PortlandsBurning but probably only in the eye of extreme right wing social media grifters. Oh, and #IceIceBarbie. Oh, and #IlDouche but only because he's still watching TV from 2020, apparently.

Hey #IceIceBarbie is this you?

Des Moines revokes education license of school superintendent arrested by Ice Ian Roberts was superintendent of Des Moines public schools, the largest school district in the state

Goods news for #IceIceBarbie as her crack paramilitaries prowling the mean streets of #DesMoines have rounded up another of the evil doers.

Kristi Noem Fast-Tracked Millions in Disaster Aid to Florida Tourist Attraction After Campaign Donor Intervened The DHS chief has been widely criticized for slowing down FEMA’s response after natural disasters. Texts and emails obtained by ProPublica point to an effective way to get help faster: have one of Noe...

Who would have thought that cosplayer #IceIceBarbie is as corrupt as the rest of them.

‘The dungeon’ at Louisiana’s notorious prison reopens as Ice detention center Critics condemn reopening of ‘Camp J’ unit at Angola in service of Trump’s nationwide immigration crackdown, noting its history of brutality and violence

Well it looks like #IceIceBarbie is 'quietly' working with the Governor of #Louisiana to open what is effectively a #PrisonCamp.

Rightwing influencer accompanied Ice agents during raids in Chicago Ben Bergquam was with Ice agents during a raid on Sunday and yelled at protesters that they were ‘the enemy within’

This is repugnant. ICE is now taking along captive propogandists on raids and allowing them to participate. Someone needs to drag #IceIceBarbie and her accomplices before Congress to explain this. (Note: that will not happen.)
#NoOneIsIllegal

I hope it’s not bad karma to wish she could experience her karma like this week - ASAP. Something ain’t right in this person’s head. 😒

#ICE #KristiNoem #sociopath #ICEICEBarbie 🧊