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#IfHashtagHostsGotPaid watch how long it takes for the government to introduce a hashtax.

#IfHashtagHostsGotPaid, it probably wouldn't be much, so I'd still need to keep my day job of slinging hash at the local diner.

#IfHashtagHostsGotPaid, I'd be collecting a meager pension in my retirement.

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#IfHashtagHostsGotPaid beverages would be deductible.

#IfHashtagHostsGotPaid, I'd constantly be docked for being late.

#IfHashtagHostsGotPaid that would be exciting until they find out it's in joke money.

#IfHashtagHostsGotPaid the end of hiatuses could seriously cut into doing other things time.

#IfHashtagHostsGotPaid I'd become one, if it didn't mean paying Muskmelon for a damn checkmark.

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#IfHashtagHostsGotPaid they could afford to give away more points...

#IfHashtagHostsGotPaid they'd have to try harder. Crap, so would I, and I have so many old soup songs, fish movies, and cat books.

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#IfHashtagHostsGotPaid

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#IfHashtagHostsGotPaid it would be in points.

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