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When I was in college, a friend of mine and I had colds so we got some vodka and spent the afternoon drinking.
It didn’t help with our colds but, after a while, we no longer cared.
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#IfICouldBeABartender, I know giraffes will usually have highballs or a longneck.
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#IfICouldBeABartender, I could make some nice mixed drinks
Start with a pint glass, fill it with ice, fill almost to the top with your liquor of choice, then a splash of mixer
A few of those, you'll be feeling alright
I should know. That's how I used to do whiskey and diet.
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I would definitely need to learn
how to mix drinks while lying flat on my back
behind the bar, wasted.
I'm not an Alcoholic (technically); but am at times
a reasonably-good facsimile.
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#IfICouldBeABartender, I could give people good advice.
For example, if someone wants some Beer Nuts, I'd point out that those cost about $8.99 a pound, but Deer Nuts, on the other hand, are under a buck.
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#IfICouldBeABartender again?
Oh no, that's dangerous.
We gettin' DRUNK!!!
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#IfICouldBeABartender I’d tell the joke about the panda who comes in the bar, asks for a sandwich, nothing to drink, pulls a gun out and fires it and then walks out.
When I objected and said “you can’t do that”, the panda said “yes I can, dictionary says panda “eats, shoots and leaves” “
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#IfICouldBeABartender I'd be giving out wings!
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#IfICouldBeABartender I’d want to serve the drinks to the brilliant players of hashtag games, a greater group of people you could never wish to meet, and watch as they proclaim @feelgoodonbluesky.bsky.social as king
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#IfICouldBeABartender Well my last girlfriend said I was a bar steward…..or something like that….
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I would say the drinks are on the House and take away the ladders when they are sat on the roof.
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Would I need a Tender behind.
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#IfICouldBeABartender I might have to give @donquiotext.bsky.social a drink…. I mean I wouldn’t pay for it but I still might have to give it to him.
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#IfICouldBeABartender
or a Complete Bar Steward.
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