I am! Or I will be if I can just make this draft fuckin' work...📃🦉💢

#IfICouldBeAWriter

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#IfICouldBeAWriter , it would be most helpful for my #HashtagGames responses. You REALLY don't want to see me express myself through interpretive dance.

#IfICouldBeAWriter I’d use a ballpoint cos they’re non-friction!

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#IfICouldBeAWriter I'd be better at promoting my story than finishing it

#IfICouldBeAWriter, I'd have to retire from being a procrastinator, and I'm not ready to do that yet.

#IfICouldBeAWriter, I'd probably be a Republican.

Wait, sorry...

I misread that as "If I Could Be Whiter"

Never mind.

#IfICouldBeAWriter I’d write a bestseller

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I’m sure it would sell um eh 2 copies….

#IfIcouldbeawriter I was told there would be no homework

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I could write a better cookbook.

#IfICouldBeAWriter I could write the wit and wisdom of Liz Truss…..

But what to put after page 1…..

What do you mean #IfICouldBeAWriter? Useless indolence is a CHOICE! Anyway, you probably ain't even read half the crap that's already been written.

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#IfICouldBeAWriter it might be a searing expose of my love life….

#IfICouldBeAWriter I'd never be successful. I'm too easily distracted.

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I’d never find the time.

#IfICouldBeAWriter I’d be a mystery writer.

He’s dead but who killed him? I’ve not got a clue….

#IfICouldBeAWriter I’d be a romance writer

They walked along the riverbank hand in hand. It wasn’t easy as she was on the right bank and he was on the left…..

#IfICouldBeAWriter I’d write a classic called Pride and Peace

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#IfICouldBeAWriter who never went outside, I'd be a writer shade of pale

#IfICouldBeAWriter I would Sky Write that @sidneypaget.bsky.social never buys a round

#IfICouldBeAWriter It'd be a fictional account of how a handsome man managed to get the sex doll of his dreams from Temu

#IfICouldBeAWriter I'd write parking tickets

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#IfICouldBeAWriter I'd write Pulp Fiction

#IfICouldBeAWriter I'd write on lavatory walls

#IfICouldBeAWriter it wouldn't be for the chip paper Press

#IfICouldBeAWriter I wouldn't use Sharpies like that Dick Head Trump

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#IfICouldBeAWriter

Would I focus on puns and humour?

Bee leave it

#IfICouldBeAWriter What do you mean if? My pen name is JK Rowling

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I would not copy

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#IfICouldBeAWriter I'd be "a paperback writer"