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#IfISawAMermaidOnTheBeach she would have shells in her hair !
#IfISawAMermaidOnTheBeach she said she had a big surprise for me later
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If she had no beach tag I'd apply the law impartially. She'd be doing 2 years of hard time at the Baltimore shark aquarium.
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She kept sweeping and sweeping but she couldnβt get the sand off the beach
#IfISawAMermaidOnTheBeach it couldβve beenβ¦
#IfISawAMermaidOnTheBeach, I know where there's a Merman...
#IfISawAMermaidOnTheBeach I'd run and tell The Skipper!
#IfISawAMermaidOnTheBeach I'd build her a sandcastle
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We would have alot in common π
#IfISawAMermaidOnTheBeach I would sound a siren π
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It would make me smile π
#IfISawAMermaidOnTheBeach Iβd keep moving. Itβs a trap. π§ββοΈ
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Picture of a "Jenny Haniver," the dried remains of a ray or skate that once were often exhibited as mermaids by unscrupulous impresarios.
#IfISawAMermaidOnTheBeach With my luck, it would just be Jenny Haniver.
#IfISawAMermaidOnTheBeach I'd be shell shocked π―
#IfISawAMermaidOnTheBeach, I'd probably spread it on some toast.
Wait... you said MERMAID?
Sorry. Never mind.
A barn owl with narrowed eyes.
#IfISawAMermaidOnTheBeach I'd swoop it.π¦
You know, just to make sure it isn't a fake.
Oh, look, it's running! FRAUD!!π¦π’
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#IfISawAMermaidOnTheBeach, I'd be concerned about the internal buildup of gases as it decomposes.
Iβll be tripping out cuz I never thought those things existed so that would be rareπ #IfISawAMermaidOnTheBeach
#IfISawAMermaidOnTheBeach it would probably have been poisoned by the untreated sewage illegally bumped by profiteering water companies.
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