In another #IfIWasPresident… I would lower drug prices, increase the amount of generic drugs being offered and cut the current price of insulin down to a 10th of what it currently is.
And yes fuckers, I do have a plan unlike all those other bitches looking for your campaign donations and votes!
I for one am so fucking tired of the messaging coming out of DC and the current crop of feckless Congress ppl. As we start to ramp up to electing our next president I’m going to put out the messaging that I want to see. I’m gonna pin this post and add to it weekly.
#IfIwasPresident
#IfIWasPresident the first ones furloughed would be those at the top—Congress, the Senate, the Executive, and yes, even me. If my inability to lead caused a government shutdown, then I’d take a pay cut too. Accountability starts at the top. #GovernmentShutdown
#IfIWerePresident #IfIWasPresident ABOLISH SQUATTERS' RIGHTS
If I was in charge I’d remove that law that makes farmers unable to replant perfectly good seeds. I feel as tho having an abundance of food would be better than not #ifiwaspresident
#ifiwaspresident I would offer incentives to businesses for allowing their employees to #WFH as a green tax break because why are we destroying the earth for a little face to face at a place we hate going to? In the meantime we could focus on pub transit and energy alternatives.
If I was president it would be illegal to post stories before recipes on blogs. Also I’m limiting the number of ads #IfIWasPresident #VoteForMe #Please 🇺🇸
Once you change your computer password, there should be a grace period where the computer will accept your old AND new passwords. #IfIwasPresident
In the words of @wyclef: #IfIWasPresident I'd get elected on Friday, assassinated on Saturday, buried on Sunday, & go back to work on Monday
#IfIWasPresident I would probably suck
