Barn owl leaning forward, looks like a half apple on legs. Text: Be honest... DO YOU REALLY NEED ALL THAT?!

They do. Humans just don't listen.

#IfPetsGaveAdvice

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a kitten sleeping with a teddy bear that says je ALT: a kitten sleeping with a teddy bear that says je

#IfPetsGaveAdvice the cat would say “What? Please leave me alone unless you have food.”

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DOG: TAKE ME WITH YOU, YOU MARVELOUS GOD!
CAT: Leave me, peasant.

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Moderation is key.

Pet Fun Fun Pet GIF ALT: Pet Fun Fun Pet GIF

#IfPetsGaveAdvice
🦜 You should divorce her pal then it'll be just you me, the football, and the beer and the boys back from the pub, c'mon get her told, beat it! Tell her.

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🐶- Let's go to the butcher's and rob everything.
👨- Your dog comes near me and I'll hack it's head off with this cleaver here.

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