#ImNotGoodAtPoetryBut I got the poet bug from my grandad so I spit one out once in a while

Uta the barn owl wings spread low, carrying a pink and red ball in beak, perched on what looks like a moray eel plushie being held by human.

#ImNotGoodAtPoetryBut I can slam dunk. Just show me a basket.🏀🦉✨

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🦉: That's what Poetry Slam is, no? Like Chess Boxing?

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#ImNotGoodAtPoetryBut

There once was a man from Peru,
Whose Limericks stopped at line two.

#ImNotGoodAtPoetryBut
But I can rhyme duck with at least one word

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#ImNotGoodAtPoetryBut
I can fake it if you hum a few bars.

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#ImNotGoodAtPoetryBut
I once knew a man from Nantucket.

#ImNotGoodAtPoetryBut I'm good at being late!

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#ImNotGoodAtPoetryBut neither is Ken Doherty

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#ImNotGoodAtPoetryBut
Who was ET's favourite poet? TS who?

#ImNotGoodAtPoetryBut

I'm a Vogon

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#ImNotGoodAtPoetryBut are big, for sir mix a lot in a wig

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#ImNotGoodAtPoetryBut I order the salad bar, at my local pizza hut

#ImNotGoodAtPoetryBut

There was a young lady from Cheshunt....

#ImNotGoodAtPoetryBut I'm warmer than cold, I've been told, at bearing the brunt of the boulder, like Sisyphus, on my shoulder, though I'm definitely just an amateur at maintaining proper pentameter.

My dad once read one and said, "Sonnet's great."

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#ImNotGoodAtPoetryBut
Neither was Whitney and she liked to stanza with somebody. 🥴

#ImNotGoodAtPoetryBut
I like a movie that gives me a Plath.

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#ImNotGoodAtPoetryBut
My favourite song is Kipling Me Softly

#ImNotGoodAtPoetryBut I've certainly been known to rhyme inadvertently.

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#ImNotGoodAtPoetryBut
I'll sell you a pun, Wordsworth to you?

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#ImNotGoodAtPoetryBut
Of course I've heard of The Raven by the Poe Poe.

#ImNotGoodAtPoetryBut if I yell out, "Haiku!" in public, people respond by saying, "Bless you!"

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#ImNotGoodAtPoetryBut
I have a lot to society for myself. 🥴

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#ImNotGoodAtPoetryBut
Pistachios are on special offer, Byron get one free, but they are quite Shelley. 🥴

#ImNotGoodAtPoetryBut
I got into a fight about Rabbie and ended up in the serious Burns unit.

#ImNotGoodAtPoetryBut Andrea Gibson was.

Allow me to introduce you to them.
youtu.be/WCX-0zJTEbk?...

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#ImNotGoodAtPoetryBut just like a hockney, I can run quite quick up the apples and oranges

#ImNotGoodAtPoetryBut Tolkien bad? Nobody is. Except maybe the Vogons

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#ImNotGoodAtPoetryBut lines that rhyme best in a hut

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