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A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the fic linked in the post. The title is my mood board is just pictures of you and the author is HazelSage. The summary is: The more Crowley is around kids, the more he wants them, and the more upset he is that there are no plans to have them. It is part 5 of the Ineffable Family February 2026 series. It is rated E and tags are as follows: No Archive Warnings Apply, Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Male-Presenting Aziraphale (Good Omens), Male-Presenting Crowley (Good Omens), Yearning, Angst with a Happy Ending, South Downs Cottage (Good Omens). and the following are imminent:, Procreative Sex, Top Aziraphale/Bottom Crowley (Good Omens), Pregnant Crowley (Good Omens), Mpreg | Male Pregnancy.

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of part of the chapter linked in the post. Crowley wasn’t sure when he’d begun to hate the sound of a young child’s laughter. When he couldn’t stand the sight of the tiny baby clothes section of the department store. When the smell of diaper rash cream had started making him nauseous. It hurt hearing and seeing and smelling those things. An infant’s cry sent a knife through his skull, and sure, the sound hadn’t been fun before, but it was absolutely unbearable now, and it filled him with rage instead of pity.

Also early, also Feb, so also rolling!

Crowley wants kids so bad that the sight of ones that aren’t his is enough to make him explode.

#ineffablefamfeb Prompt 23 - Angst

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A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the fic linked in the post. The title is case open, case shut and the author is HazelSage. The summary is: Aziraphale and Crowley are extremely effective at hiding Aziraphale’s pregnancy from their friends. It is part 4 of the Ineffable Family February 2026 series. It is rated G and tags are as follows: No Archive Warnings Apply, Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Original Female Character(s), Male-Presenting Aziraphale (Good Omens), Male-Presenting Crowley (Good Omens), Pregnant Aziraphale (Good Omens), Mpreg | Male Pregnancy, South Downs Cottage (Good Omens), POV Outsider, hidden pregnancy.

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of part of the chapter linked in the post. It had started in November. The weather had gotten colder, and Aziraphale had taken to wearing very warm, cozy, oversized winter jumpers. He was fluffed up with wool and fleece and it would have been entirely normal, given what the rest of them were wearing. Except that she remembered the previous two years, how Aziraphale’s only concession to the cold was a wool jacket rather than a linen one when he wandered about town. Otherwise, his typical dress shirt, waistcoat, and bowtie combination tended to reign supreme, varying only in the slightest nuances of similar shades. Ava had commented on it, telling him that she liked the change, that he looked very nice in it. He’d beamed with a little twinkle in his eyes and said that after he’d made a comment about feeling a little restricted, Crowley had gone out to purchase it and he’d chosen it himself and, “Oh, isn’t aquamarine the perfect color for it?”

A bit out of order, but posted in Feb, so we're rolling with it!

Aziraphale and Crowley are extremely effective at hiding Aziraphale’s pregnancy from their friends.

#ineffablefamfeb Prompt 22 - Hiding the Pregnancy

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A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the summary and relevant tags from the chapter linked in the post. Chapter 21: 20. T4T Summary: Sexual experimentation to feel more comfortable in their changing bodies with someone they trust becomes a lot more serious for Aziraphale and Crowley when Aziraphale becomes unexpectedly pregnant from it. Notes: Relevant tags: male-presenting Aziraphale, female-presenting Crowley, Aziraphale has a T-dick, Crowley has a penis, top Crowley/bottom Aziraphale, trans Aziraphale and Crowley, pregnant Aziraphale, human au, trans mpreg, aromantic Aziraphale, greyromantic Crowley, some mild gender dysphoria mentioned, friends with benefits, oral sex, cunnilingus, rimming, mention blow jobs and anal sex and hand jobs and wall sex and riding, vaginal sex, accidental pregnancy, induced lactation, non-graphic depiction of childbirth, queerplatonic relationship (QPR)

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of part of the chapter linked in the post. “Oh, fuck off,” Crowley snorted. “You’re hot, you don’t need to worry about any of that shit.” Aziraphale would have been offended if he hadn’t caught the jealousy and longing in her voice. And if he hadn’t been so knocked flat by the fact that that response had been so quick and earnest. His response was equally quick and earnest. “Oh? If I’m hot, then why are you worrying? You’re gorgeous.” Her eyes were considering as he continued, “I’m sure you could get plenty of beautiful people in your bed if you tried. You’re so… you. I’m still changing and I don’t know what’s going to happen when, but the changes are slowing and I feel more me than I ever have, and now I can’t ignore it, I just… God, I want sex.” “Me too, mate,” she smirked. “But it seems we’ve found the solution right here.” When he tilted his head in confusion at her, said smirk only grew wider. “We’re both hot, both horny, and both understand what it’s like to have a body that’s undoing years of changes and starting all over again. We’re friends, so why not add benefits?” Aziraphale wasn’t sure that they were friends friends, but he was rapidly deciding that friendly was plenty enough to make friends with benefits a thing. His cock was certainly advocating for that rationalization, throbbing in his briefs. “It’ll give us both some confidence in the bedroom while being the way we are now,” she continued. “It’ll make it easier to tell anyone else we take to bed in the future who has problems with the way we are to fuck right off, yeah? And we get our rocks off regularly until we manage to find someone else.”

Aziraphale and Crowley were only fucking to become more comfortable in their trans bodies. Then Aziraphale got pregnant.

#ineffablefamfeb Prompt 20 - T4T

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A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the summary and relevant tags from the chapter linked in the post. Chapter 20: 19. Carbon Copy Kid Summary: For better or for worse, Aziraphale and Crowley each birth their wife’s mini me. Notes: This was another idea for “pregnancy unicorn” for Ineffable Family February 2024, and I only had to add a few vignettes to the original idea to make it fit even better, so I’m happy to be able to use it! Relevant tags: female-presenting Aziraphale and Crowley, pregnant Aziraphale, pregnant Crowley, pregnancy symptoms, vague discussions of childbirth, kids who are alarmingly like their mums

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of part of the chapter linked in the post. She huffed. “I’m not talking about any outsiders being involved. I’m talking about the fact that I have you within me, and you have me within you.” “And how does that matter?” “Well, you’re very sweet and very good to me,” her voice rose automatically to override Crowley’s snarled protests, “so it makes sense that your child would be very good to me. Whereas yours is a bastard. That’s what you always call me, yes?” “Because you are one,” she said sulkily. “See? Of course the child would give you some trouble. But you like that I’m a bastard, don’t you.” “Wouldn’t like you if you weren’t,” she replied, as if she hadn’t told her some variation on that at least twice weekly and had done so in her wedding vows. “There, so that’s to be expected. It’s only a few more months, and then we’ll both be dealing with them.”

For better or for worse, Aziraphale and Crowley each birth their wife’s mini-me.

#ineffablefamfeb Prompt 19 - Carbon Copy Kid

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A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the summary and relevant tags from the chapter linked in the post. Chapter 19: 18. Labor and Delivery Summary: Sure, Crowley could cheat the birthing process a little to make it easier for himself, but could he really, when he remembered why childbirth hurt so much in the first place? Notes: Another idea from Ineffable Family February 2024, but as a subversion of one of the prompts actually. So behold the subversion of magical birth! I’m cheating for this one for sure, but considering I’ve written explicit labor and deliver (explicit both in detail and in sexual content :P) a few times, I think I’m entitled to a little silly :) Relevant tags: female-presenting Aziraphale, male-presenting Crowley, pregnant Crowley, mpreg, Crowley and Aziraphale were friends with Adam and Eve, allusions to childbirth

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of part of the chapter linked in the post. “Anyway, if she ever found her way out of the afterlife, she’d give me the real definition of Hell if she figured out I cheated, so the natural way it is.” “I still think she wouldn’t begrudge you a little pain relief,” Aziraphale pouted, but Crowley shook his head stubbornly. “Nope, doing it in her honor. Not cutting any corners.”

Crowley COULD cheat the birthing process as a miraculous being, but it might be best to take his due considering he was responsible for it hurting in the first place.

#ineffablefamfeb Prompt 18 - Labor and Delivery

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A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the summary and relevant tags from the chapter linked in the post. Chapter 18: 17. Trying to Conceive Summary: In which Aziraphale decides it’s his turn to carry their next little merbaby. Notes: Adding the same caveat to this prompt as I did to the original fic - I’m using intersex for Aziraphale and genderfluid for Crowley as the best approximations for gender identity I can give for the system that the species of fish they’re based on has. This is because the term for these species’ genital/reproductive situation is very not PC. But it should be noted that Crowley’s genderfluidity isn’t just in terms of mindset/internal sense of self, but also in the changing of both primary and secondary sexual characteristics, whereas Aziraphale quite firmly identifies as male, but has both options for genitalia that he can choose to use at any moment. Relevant tags: male-presenting Aziraphale and Crowley, Crowley has a penis, Aziraphale has a penis and a vulva, intersex Aziraphale, genderfluid Crowley, top Crowley/bottom Aziraphale, pregnant Aziraphale, mpreg, merperson au, ‘vaginal’ sex, procreative sex, creampie

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of part of the chapter linked in the post. That first time they’d conceived, as far as Aziraphale could see, Crowley had rapidly and forcefully changed presentations so that she could carry their children. She’d carried the other two as well, but since he’d been staying close after the first pregnancy and getting to see every phase of Crowley’s transformations, he could take note of the clues that he was thinking of shifting to her. There were no sudden impetuses to switch based on Aziraphale lifting something heavy or being more ‘masculine’ than usual, but there were signs that the change was coming anyways. And while that would usually be celebrated, the anticipation of a new chance to make a child of their love, it made him a little nervous, as he was hoping to change things up a little for their fourth. Which was why, when the kids were tucked away for the night and Crowley and Aziraphale were snug in their den, he hesitantly said, “I’ve been thinking we might try for another.” And before Crowley could say yes, he added, “And I’ve been thinking that it might be my turn to carry them.”

Aziraphale decides it’s his turn to carry their next merbaby. (A sequel to i’m in a winter mood, dreamin’ of spring now)

#ineffablefamfeb Prompt 17 - Trying to Conceive

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A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the summary and relevant tags from the chapter linked in the post. Chapter 17: 16. Weight Gain and/or Breast Growth Summary: Crowley’s gained weight all over, which is fascinating. But what he loves most about it is Aziraphale’s fascination with one particular bit of him. Notes: This was made solely because of a @tweedlegs tweet I saved ages ago: “An angel who did not so much fall as breast boobily downwards”. Thus, big titty Crowley for all of our enjoyment! Relevant tags: female-presenting Aziraphale, male-presenting Crowley, Aziraphale has a penis, Crowley has a vulva, top Aziraphale/bottom Crowley, pregnant Crowley, mpreg, Crowley has large breasts, blow jobs, tit fucking, vaginal sex

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of part of the chapter linked in the post. He looked damn good pregnant, in his opinion. Luckily Aziraphale agreed. She agreed so much, in fact, that when Crowley slumped down the stairs, feeling his breasts bouncing with every movement, she dropped her saucer. Instantly, Crowley was wide awake, watching Aziraphale watch him, seemingly hypnotized by the sway of his chest. Oh, she made it too easy. He was struck by the undeniable urge to tease her further. If she wanted his tits, she’d get them. “Morning, angel,” he purred, stepping carefully over the remnants of her mug.

Crowley gains weight when pregnant and he and Aziraphale are both enamored with the new weight in his breasts in particular.

#ineffablefamfeb Prompt 16 - Weight Gain and/or Breast Growth

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A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the summary and relevant tags from the chapter linked in the post. Chapter 16: 15. Pampering Summary: Crowley’s due to give birth any day now, so Aziraphale is intent on pampering her. And on helping to make her life easier in future with a very focused massage. Notes: Going for another Ineffable Family February 2024 prompt - massage/perineal massage. We get both, since one is a bit more pampering than the other, which is a bit more preparation :P Relevant tags: male-presenting Aziraphale, female-presenting Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley have vulvas, pregnant Crowley, hair washing, massage, perineal massage

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of part of the chapter linked in the post. Someone, his hands were those of a maestro, playing her body over and over again to make something beautiful, make her beautiful. She’d never felt so radiant as she did whenever he touched her like this, melted her back into her own body even as it grew to ever more alien proportions with the imminent birth of their child. “There,” he said. He leaned down to kiss her forehead, and then he was gone. When Crowley heard the faucet in their bathroom start up, she knew what was coming next. She oozed off of the table and collapsed gracefully to the floor, not bothering with the dressing gown close by. As Aziraphale returned with a small bottle of massage gel, she automatically opened her legs.

Crowley gets both pampered and prepared in her last trimester.

#ineffablefamfeb Prompt 15 - Pampering

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A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the summary and some notes from the chapter linked in the post. Chapter 15: 14. Historical Setting Summary: Two families with a big secret. A desperate need for an heir. Aziraphale and Crowley are thrown together as the only two who could maintain their families’ reputation and carry on their lineage. Notes: This prompt hits a few things, which is excellent for my WIPs collection :P One is historical setting, which was from Ineffable Family February 2025 but I couldn’t fit into my plans then. And the second is a tweet from onelastunicorn (I think during the same event but I could be wrong) talking about things she’d like to see and that is “historical marriage of convenience turned romance where an heir is needed (first comes pregnancy, then comes love! INSTEAD)”. Obviously peaked my interest! And the last thing is that I realized I had 3 ‘historical’ or at least ‘arrangement’ type things in Breedvember for Aziraphale and Crowley (all in a heterosexual relationship, but very much not all of them cis) and realized that I was missing one combo. That was trans man Crowley and trans woman Aziraphale, so obviously I had to rectify that!

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the rest of the notes and relevant tags from the chapter linked in the post. Thus, this does fit the T4T prompt, but I had another idea for that before I realized that I could make this T4T and that it would make it all full circle, so there will be a different story for T4T :) And as a note, this is very much like my Breedvember historical prompt – set in a weird pseudo-Regency/Victorian whatever the hell I want it to be time period, where some things would be particularly Victorian period accurate, but much is a blending of pop culture depictions of those areas and also whatever the hell I want it to be for Plot (or lack thereof) reasons :) Relevant tags: female-presenting Aziraphale, male-presenting Crowley, Aziraphale has a penis, Crowley has a vulva, trans Aziraphale and Crowley, top Aziraphale/bottom Crowley, pregnant Crowley, human au, mpreg, historical setting, arranged marriage, mentions of feared transphobia, mild homophobia (from the parents), first time, vaginal fingering, vaginal sex, painful sex (that gets better), procreative sex, creampie

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of part of the chapter linked in the post. “If one is outed, then so is the other. A mutual ceasefire,” he continued, grin getting wider. “But with much more material benefits. Mr. Eastgate, Mrs. Eastgate, we accept your offer,” he said with only a glance at his wife. “Now, if we might have some discussion of a dowry…” Aziraphale and Mr. Crowley sat in stunned silence as without even a pretense of soliciting their input, their parents arranged the rest of their lives right over their heads. Once arguments had been had and agreements had been made, the elder gentlemen shook hands as their wives did the same. “Well Miss Eastgate,” Mr. Crowley said as turned from her father, “it’s settled. Welcome to family Crowley.” Aziraphale only smiled woodenly and prayed that her and her husband would at the very least tolerate each other.

Two families have the same secret and a need for an heir, and Aziraphale and Crowley are the only match that could let them keep up appearances.

#ineffablefamfeb Prompt 14 - Historical Setting

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A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the summary and relevant tags from the chapter linked in the post. Chapter 14: 13. True Forms Summary: In the most sacred of times, lioness and serpent meet among the stars they call home. Notes: I love true form lion Aziraphale and I was like, wait, even more fitting would be true form <em>lioness</em> Aziraphale. I didn’t think I would use it here, but I thought of onelastunicorn’s tweets back during IFF 2025 about creation/star baby parallels and went, constellations??? Very proud of the end result! Also, entirely by accident this is 666 words (not including footnotes)!! Felt very fitting :) Relevant tags: female-presenting Aziraphale and Crowley, Aziraphale has a penis, Crowley has a vulva, top Aziraphale/bottom Crowley, pregnant Crowley, true form Aziraphale and Crowley, lioness Aziraphale, serpent Crowley, ‘vaginal sex’, procreative sex, all the space metaphors

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of part of the chapter linked in the post. When the urge, no, the compulsion to create made itself known in Aziraphale and Crowley, they knew there was only one way to do it properly. A gentle kiss and their Earthly corporations dissolved, the physical and metaphysical molecules of their consciousnesses and their true selves floating up towards the stars where they’d met. A brief, joyous swirl together, then they were drifting away to enmesh with the constellations that best represented their inner selves.

In the most sacred of times, lioness and serpent meet among the stars they call home.

#ineffablefamfeb Prompt 13 - True Forms

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A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the summary and relevant tags from the chapter linked in the post. Chapter 13: 12. Nesting Summary: Aziraphale’s become a bit of a neat freak as their baby’s birth approaches. At the same time, he’s become a hoarder of soft things, very much including Crowley’s heart. Notes: Another holdover from Ineffable Family February 2024 that I wanted to use - thrilled to see nesting as a prompt! Relevant tags: male-presenting Aziraphale, female-presenting Crowley, pregnant Aziraphale, mpreg, fluff

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of part of the chapter linked in the post. “Angel, it’s clean enough,” she said, amused. “No, it’s not,” Aziraphale replied, not even looking at her in his cleaning frenzy. “It could have germs. It could have something terrible on it that could hurt the baby. We’ll prepare bottles here if we end up needing them!” “With how frequently you’ve been cleaning? I don’t think there’s anything living on that counter. And you can’t miss any spots because there’s nothing on the counter for anything to hide under.”

Aziraphale’s cleaning and hoarding blankets and stuffies as their baby’s birth approaches.

#ineffablefamfeb Prompt 12 - Nesting

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A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the fic linked in the post. The title is i just followed your scent, you can just follow my smile and the author is HazelSage. The summary is: The humans are coupling and Crawley is feeling weird. But the angel smells good and something in his hindbrain tells him that being with him might alleviate the heaviness in his abdomen. It is part 3 of the Ineffable Family February 2026 series. It is rated E and tags are as follows: No Archive Warnings Apply, Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Male-Presenting Aziraphale (Good Omens), Male-Presenting Crowley (Good Omens), Naga Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale Has a Vulva (Good Omens), Crowley Has an Ovipositor (Good Omens), Top Crowley (Good Omens), Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens), Top Crowley/Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens), Pregnant Aziraphale (Good Omens), Mpreg | Male Pregnancy, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Vaginal Sex, Oviposition, Biting, Breeding Kink, mentions of Birth.

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of part of the chapter linked in the post. But there was no escape. Adam and Eve’s acts had permeated all of Eden, and everywhere he went was the miasma of procreation. Well, until a bright, sharp scent saved him, clearing his nose in an instant. The stuffy, weighty feel of the air was gone, but the heat that had been building in Crawley hadn’t abated. If anything, it was growing stronger, egging on that funny feeling in his abdomen. Still, it was worlds better than the dizzying fog of before. Which was why he didn’t hesitate to obey his instincts when they said, That, I need that, find that.

The humans have pheromones and Crawley’s body is reacting - perhaps a certain angel can be tempted into exploring with him.

#ineffablefamfeb Prompt 11 - Oviposition

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(Gonna have a backlog posted quick now!)

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the summary and relevant tags from the chapter linked in the post. Chapter 11: 10. Pregnancy/Baby Yoga Summary: Crowley got into yoga shortly after his first pregnancy. He still enjoys it late into his second, and so does their mimic of a toddler. Notes: I am like 63% sure that Lonicera posted art like this and inadvertently inspired the idea for this prompt, but if it does exist, I think it might only be on Patreon… But I wanted to say it so that I could give credit where credit is due if I did not, in fact, hallucinate the art! Relevant tags: female-presenting Aziraphale, male-presenting Crowley, pregnant Crowley, mpreg, yoga

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of part of the chapter linked in the post. Aziraphale had always appreciated Crowley’s form while he was exercising, whether it be admiring the aesthetics of how he moved his body, respect for the athleticism and grace it took to make shifting through the asanas look so smooth and effortless, or a more carnal interest in how bendy he was and how nice his legs and arse looked in his leggings. But she’d become even more enamored of the sight of him doing his poses now that he was frequently joined by their almost three year old daughter, Astrea. She was currently in a phase of following Crowley around and trying to do exactly what Dada was doing at all times. She watched him like he hung the stars and Aziraphale would have been irritated by her clear favoritism if it wasn’t so darn cute, and if she wasn’t equally as starstruck with her husband.

Crowley likes yoga and he and Aziraphale’s toddler likes to mimic her dada.

#ineffablefamfeb Prompt 10 - Pregnancy/Baby Yoga

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A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the summary and relevant tags from the chapter linked in the post. Chapter 10: 9. Partner Lifting the Belly Summary: There is no better relief than the lifting of weight from Crowley’s stomach. And there is no more honorable burden for Aziraphale than holding it for him. Notes: Short and sweet! Getting me caught up too :) Relevant tags: female-presenting Aziraphale, male-presenting Crowley, pregnant Crowley, mpreg, late term pregnancy, lifting the baby bump

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of part of the chapter linked in the post. Crowley was standing in the kitchen and Aziraphale was drawn to him like a moth to the flame as always. His natural pull had only gotten stronger when they’d learned he was pregnant and once he’d started showing? Oh, from then on, her hands were glued to him as often as possible. At least in this last trimester Aziraphale’s obsession could be used for good. She got to touch him and he got… “Oh, thank Someone,” Crowley moaned in sheer relief as Aziraphale’s palms moved under his belly and lifted it up. He melted back into her and she braced herself for the weight.

Aziraphale loves that she can ease Crowley’s burden by lifting his heavily pregnant stomach to support him.

(Caught up!!)

#ineffablefamfeb Prompt 9 - Partner Lifting the Belly

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A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the summary and relevant tags from the chapter linked in the post. Chapter 9: 8. The Only Position That Still Works Summary: Newt and Anathema aren’t having the best luck conceiving, and have some concerns because they’re not getting any younger. Luckily, Aziraphale and Crowley are happy to tell them all about Ol’ Reliable and take their troubles away. Notes: Y’all have NO idea how fucking pleased I am with myself about this one - have fun! Relevant tags: female-presenting Aziraphale, male-presenting Crowley, Aziraphale has a penis, Crowley has a vulva, pregnant Crowley, mpreg, crack fic, procreative sex (very much not explicit and honestly not even mature)

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of part of the chapter linked in the post. “We’re so sorry to hear that,” Aziraphale said, but a bit of Anathema began to hope it might not have been a bad idea when that hint of pity was gone from her voice. “That’s truly a frustrating dilemma! I may not know what you’ve tried, but we might have something to offer.” “Ol’ Reliable,” Crowley nodded sagely. “Ol’… Reliable?” Newt asked. “Ol’ Reliable,” Aziraphale confirmed. “A bit of a secret position for intimacy – never seen anyone else talking about it, but it’s quite effective.” “Had an awful time trying to get the first one,” Crowley added. “Tried Ol’ Reliable and that’s when it finally took. Tried other positions after, but we’ve been able to figure out exactly when we conceived every time, and every time it was Ol’ Reliable that had done it.”

When Newt and Anathema are having trouble conceiving, Aziraphale and Crowley tell them about Ol’ Reliable.

This is PURE crack y’all, have fun! I did!

#ineffablefamfeb Prompt 8 - The Only Position That Still Works

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A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the summary and relevant tags from the chapter linked in the post. Chapter 8: 7. Maternity Clothes Summary: When Aziraphale goes looking for maternity clothes, he finds some children’s clothes he’d collected over the years. Crowley mocks his taste, but it turns out hers doesn’t differ quite as much as they think in at least one particular way. Notes: I’m cheating a little - I wanted to use an old Ineffable Family February prompt (from 2024 I think) of hand-me-downs and they felt related enough to me :P Still have a bit of maternity clothes in there though, I promise! Also, imagine here that they went to the Dowlings when Warlock was a baby, not when he was 5. Relevant tags: male-presenting Aziraphale, female-presenting Crowley, pregnant Aziraphale, mpreg, baby clothes, mentions of Warlock Dowling

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of part of the chapter linked in the post. But she’d only been searching for a few minutes, tuning out Aziraphale’s muttered complaints about his own organization system, when his loud exclamation caught her attention. “Oh! I’d forgotten I’d stored these here. Oh, Crowley, you must look at these.” She turned to see him lifting a frilly white dress with blue ribbons out from the medium-sized bin in front of him. She would have vetoed him going out in public like that right now, too formal and a little too frumpy for the here and now, but it wasn’t for him. No, it was sized for a very small child, for a baby. He couldn’t have…

Aziraphale looks for maternity clothes and finds Warlock’s hand-me-downs in the process. Crowley’s squirreled away some of her own too.

#ineffablefamfeb Prompt 7 - Maternity Clothes (…kind of)

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A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the summary and relevant tags from the chapter linked in the post. Chapter 7: 6. Showing Off the Baby Bump Summary: Crowley is quite pleased to show off his pregnancy, and Aziraphale is proud as could be. They’re both a little surprised by how excitedly those they show it off to rush to support them in this new phase of life. Notes: Relevant tags: female-presenting Aziraphale, male-presenting Crowley, pregnant Crowley, mpreg, baby shower, South Downs Cottage era, the mortifying ordeal of being known

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of part of the chapter linked in the post. “I’m not frightened of the child,” Aziraphale specified. “Not of raising them at least. We’ve done that plenty over the years.” Were supposed to do it with that little blond one over there, but we mucked it up, and thank Someone we did, she thought but didn’t say. “Crowley especially is quite good at it. We can take care of them, keep them fed and clothed and learned and loved, but will it be enough? We’re bringing a new being into the world. It will depend on us for everything. No other parents or aunts and uncles or grandparents, no village to step in if things go pear-shaped. Just an angel and a demon with no clue what the child will even be, and loved as they will be, as they are, they will be reliant on us alone.” “What are you talking about, no village?” Madame Tracy said, an edge to her voice. “We may not live right next to you, but this is your village. And those lovely people you speak about in town back home. And those women from London with the record shop and the coffee shop that you go visit.”

Crowley and Aziraphale love showing off Crowley’s bump and their friends love them all very, very much. Aka Hazel has feelings about the humans.

#ineffablefamfeb Prompt 6 - Showing Off the Baby Bump

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A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the summary and relevant tags from the chapter linked in the post. Chapter 6: 5. Lactation Summary: Crowley’s going to enjoy her territory as long as she can before it becomes their baby’s territory. Notes: I had this done yesterday… I have no idea why I didn’t post… Regardless, hoping to get caught up this weekend, and hopefully get my Rare Omens stuff up! Relevant tags: male-presenting Aziraphale, female-presenting Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley have vulvas, pregnant Aziraphale, mpreg, nursing, nursing kink, lactation kink, frottage

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of part of the chapter linked in the post. “They aren’t for you,” Aziraphale said, raising an amused eyebrow at the demon between his legs. Crowley had been supposed to be helping him out of the compression socks he’d been wearing off and on to help his poor swollen ankles whenever they weren’t being massaged. She’d already removed his daytime clothing, his pajamas folded up neatly on the bed beside him, to be donned with her careful help once she’d gotten him bare. That redressing did not appear as if it would be happening any time soon because in the split second he’d taken his eyes off of her to lean his head back and moan in relief at the release of pressure, she’d slithered up from her crouch between his knees on the side of the bed, over his swollen belly, and latched onto his breast.

Crowley is claiming a particular body part of Aziraphale’s as hers until it’s time for the baby to get them.

#ineffablefamfeb Prompt 5 - Lactation

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A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the fic linked in the post. The title is you take the full, full truth, then you pour some out and the author is HazelSage. The summary is: Aziraphale promises to keep Crowley full while they’re trying for a baby, and Crowley might really want a baby, but that idea is an enticing prospect all on its own. Perhaps the trying period could be extended a little. For Ineffable Family February 2026 prompts 3. Sensing Ovulation and 4. Fill Them ‘Til It Takes. It is part 2 of the Ineffable Family February 2026 series. It is rated E and tags are as follows: No Archive Warnings Apply, Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Female-Presenting Aziraphale (Good Omens), Female-Presenting Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens), Crowley Has a Vulva (Good Omens), Top Aziraphale (Good Omens), Bottom Crowley (Good Omens), Top Aziraphale/Bottom Crowley (Good Omens), Crack Treated Seriously, Vaginal Sex, Procreative Sex, Creampie, Breeding Kink, (mild), Marathon Sex.

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of part of the chapter linked in the post. Without her conscious input, a miracle pulsed inside of her, disappearing her Fallopian tubes as her whole body heated with lust. She debated putting it back to rights for only a moment before deciding to leave it be, bucking up into Aziraphale’s thrusts as if nothing had happened. Sure, she wouldn’t be able to have a baby this way, but they could wait. It wasn’t as if they had to worry about any sort of ‘biological clock’ or other such nonsense. Waiting would hurt the part of her heart that was so eager to bear a child a tad, but the rest of her found the idea of it all too exciting to resist.

Behind but working on it! An old WIP, cracky as hell, but fits “Fill Them ‘Til It Takes” to a T! (Hence why it is its own fic!)

#ineffablefamfeb Prompt 4 - Fill Them ‘Til It Takes (+3. Sensing Ovulation)

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A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the summary and relevant tags from the chapter linked in the post. Chapter 4: 3. Free Space - Full Summary: Sometimes Crowley just needs to go after what he wants and do it on his own. Aziraphale is very indulgent, and happy to let his pretty, pregnant husband take his fill. Notes: Now I know what you’re thinking. “Hazel, full is the NEXT prompt!” Correct. However, that one is “Fill Them ‘Til It Takes” and I had an idea I’d had for a while that fit that one, and also fit the actual prompt for day 3 “Sensing Ovulation” in a very small sense. So I decided to use that idea for tomorrow and use this as a free space with a different kind of full! Based off of an anonymous message from Ineffable Family February last year, when the official account asked for what folks might like to see :) A year late, but I’ve got stuff for you! Relevant tags: male-presenting Aziraphale and Crowley, Aziraphale has a penis, Crowley has a vulva, top Aziraphale/bottom Crowley, pregnant Crowley, mpreg, vaginal sex, multiple orgasms

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of part of the chapter linked in the post. Aziraphale was about halfway through his latest novel when Crowley stretched luxuriously next to him, humming as he drifted back from the land of dreams. He smiled as he shuffled closer automatically, wrapping his arms around his waist and nuzzling his face in his side. And he bit his lip when, satisfied with his little cuddle, Crowley’s hand started wandering south. He knew the drill by now. Crowley loved his attention, loved his care, loved his laser focus on his needs both in and out of the bedroom. Aziraphale was allowed ample time to worship his husband, and especially the gorgeous rotundity of his stomach, where their child lay. But in these soft, still moments after a much needed afternoon/evening nap, Crowley wanted to take his own pleasure at his own pace, permitting Aziraphale to enjoy his own pursuits without distraction.

I cheated & put Day 3 + 4 in the Day 4 prompt, so behold the free space of a DIFFERENT kind of full ;) Crowley takes what he wants from an indulgent Aziraphale.

#ineffablefamfeb Prompt 3 - Free Space for Me (Full)

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A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the summary and relevant tags from the chapter linked in the post. Chapter 3: 2. Monsters/Interspecies Summary: Centaur Aziraphale never ceases to be in awe of his satyress lover and the creation of theirs that Crowley is carrying in her belly. Notes: I just found the picture that this was based on when looking for something else less than a month ago and didn’t think I’d get to use it, let alone so soon, so I am STOKED about this one! The picture will be put in the end notes for all to enjoy. The only licenses I took were making one of them pregnant, and moving them to the bank of a stream instead of a hill! Relevant tags: male-presenting Aziraphale, female-presenting Crowley, pregnant Crowley, centaur Aziraphale, satyress Crowley, interspecies relationship

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of part of the chapter linked in the post. Five years ago, this moment wouldn’t have even been a dream, completely inconceivable, having a lover and a family at all. And even a year ago, after he’d found his lovely satyress and committed himself to her, it would have only been a wistful ‘in another world’ thought. Their compatibility platonically, romantically, and sexually had been undeniable, but he’d thought it would be agiven that they wouldn’t be so lucky reproductively. A centaur and a satyress. An impossible pair. And yet, his child grew in her womb, the two of them combined to make a higher being. Neither were all that certain what was going to come out, nor were they entirely certain when it would be coming out, but it didn’t matter. Their baby could be anything and they would be loved. And Crowley would stay pregnant as long as necessary to keep them safe, and Aziraphale would be there to make sure she stayed safe.

Centaur Aziraphale is very, very in love with satyress Crowley, and so very honored that they have a baby on the way.

#ineffablefamfeb Prompt 2 - Monsters/Interspecies

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A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the summary and relevant tags from the chapter linked in the post. Chapter 2: 1. Surprise! Summary: Crowley goes into her second pregnancy expecting the hell of her first. What happens instead is… surprising. Notes: Not perhaps the way that most folks are going to do Surprise! but it fits to me and it lets me use an idea I thought of for a prompt in 2024 but didn’t get to use in 2025 like many others! It’s one of my potential options I’d thought of for pregnancy unicorn, and you’ll see another in this bunch. Hope y’all enjoy! Relevant tags: female-presenting Aziraphale and Crowley, pregnant Crowley, pregnancy symptoms, pregnancy unicorn, childbirth, implied imminent top Aziraphale/bottom Crowley procreative sex

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of part of the chapter linked in the post. Crowley went into her second pregnancy like she was going to war. After all, that’s what it felt like. She loved Astrea with her whole heart and she was the one who had brought up carrying a second one to a mildly apprehensive Aziraphale, but she’d known it was going to be a battle between her love of children and her body’s aversion to making them. Her first pregnancy had been an absolute nightmare in every way possible, and she’d been prepared to brave it all again for another child.

Crowley went through hell during her first pregnancy, but her second is a little different.

#ineffablefamfeb Prompt 1 - Surprise!

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