Gordon's personalized Scooby Doo dog tag fell off, luckily it fell off in the middle of my bedroom floor, unlike Heston's which I never found. Put it on a triple ring guess I should have added his rabies vaccine tag as well, just realizing that as I'm typing #ItsARoffRoffLife #TheStruggleIsReal
#ItsARoffRoffLife #TheStruggleIsReal my 65 pound dog Heston requires me to pick him up to get in the car
OK Gordon, the cone is off, don't fuck this up!
#ItsARoffRoffLife #TheStruggleIsReal
#ItsARoffRoffLife #TheStruggleIsReal my 65 pound dog Heston requires me to pick him up to get in the car
You have no idea, my singing should be a felony ear murder, doesn't mean I don't do it all the time. #ItsARoffRoffLife #TheStruggleIsReal
My favorite is Let's Go Potty Now sung to Beach Boys Surfin' Safari
I love that one of my boys likes to drop his food in my shoes while I sleep #ItsARoffRoffLife #TheStruggleIsReal
#GoodGirl #ItsARoffRoffLife sending healing energy and healthy vibes to the puppy
#ItsARoffRoffLife #TheStruggleIsReal what a cutie
"A dog without a home is just as bad as a home without a dog" glad y'all found each other
#ItsARoffRoffLife #TheStruggleIsReal happy revolution around the sun #GoodBoy
Apparently "y'all need to eat more treats" should never be uttered out loud ever #ItsARoffRoffLife #TheStruggleIsReal #ChallengeAccepted
I need to train my boys to do this! #ItsARoffRoffLife #TheStruggleIsReal
Do you need water?
BOYS: No
Do you need to go out?
BOYS: YES! YES! YES! then sits on me
It's 0130 CST
And I asked at 2000 and 2200, nope.
#ItsARoffRoffLife #TheStruggleIsReal
#ItsARoffRoffLife #TheStruggleIsReal at least they are cute lulz
Guardian Heston blocking me from getting up to let him out
This guy wants to go out, but it's blocking my ability to get up to let him out #ItsARoffRoffLife #TheStruggleIsReal
Well that was the scariest thing Gordon just made it a third of the way up the stairs and like his back legs just stopped working I guess and he slid down the thing like I thought he was paralyzed or something luckily he seems okay I guess we're all just getting a little older #ItsARoffRoffLife
I just tried to use Heston to warm up my feet, he jerked away giving me this look that said get those ice packs away from me! #ItsARoffRoffLife #TheStruggleIsReal
The cone is off, hopefully not too soon, please every send healthy vibes and well wishes and stop licking your wounds energy to Gordon #ItsARoffRoffLife #TheStruggleIsReal
Came home to Heston dumping an entire bowl of wet food on our bed #ItsARoffRoffLife #TheStruggleIsReal
Made it to little Woodrow south just in time only one here though #AustinFC #GOAL #GoVerde after braving my guard dog Heston not letting me leave #ItsARoffRoffLife #TheStruggleIsReal
This is a completely dark hallway that's an IR light not visible to the nakid eye, and this phone camera has ridiculous night vision
Shot with the flash
I try to explain to my black boys that it's hard to see them in dark rooms, but then as were walking up stairs Gordon pulls this shit, literally walks up the stairs and sits in the middle of the floor #ItsARoffRoffLife #TheStruggleIsReal thanks for proving my point buddy
Gordon has this knack, an uncanny ability to whenever I walk close to him he decides to move right as I'm stepping and tries to move underneath my foot, which causes me to have to shift mid movement #ItsARoffRoffLife #TheStruggleIsReal
My dog Heston cuddling with me while I finish Avatar Fire & Ash
I really need my acid reflux meds but Heston #PuppyCuddles #ItsARoffRoffLife #TheStruggleIsReal
#ItsARoffRoffLife #TheStruggleIsReal
Except for the Spanish Inquisition of sniffing to determine where I was and if I was cheating on them. Lol
#ItsARoffRoffLife #TheStruggleIsReal what a cutie
#ItsARoffRoffLife #TheStruggleIsReal I buy hard boiled eggs and the package looks like my boys treat packaging, I've given them half an egg, and they both spit it out, but every time I open package, this is greeting i get, and yes they ended up eating the egg afterwards smh
