The homeowners insurance company better not give me any shit about covering this dump.

Worried af.
Thank dear sweet Jesus they won't be coming inside!

The f🔥cking basement is a disaster.

Fuck these nazi fascists!
#IWasCancelled

The insurance nazi will be here this week.
And there was that time the garbage exploded and set the side of the house on fire.
Shhhhhhhhh!
#AmPainting
#HomeownersInsurance
#IwasCancelled

Finally!
Esigned.
Done and f🔥cking done!
#Insurance
#IWasCancelled

My new homeowners insurance company is called
"Mop Friendly" or some bullshit like that.
I warned the kind insurance phone person not to fuck with me on this transaction.

In a gentle way.
🔥

#Climate
#Insurance
#IWasCancelled