Congratulations 🎊 👏 💐 you think he can make a clown 🤡 suit for #Felon47TheClown and #JdVancesCouch? 🫠

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Ooo la la!

JD Vance was home for Thanksgiving 💋💋💋🍆

#JDVancesCouch
#CouchFucker
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I found JD VANCE!

He busy with e-Lawn's Vibrating Couch; the "X COUCH"

#xxx #JDVancesCouch
#JDVance #JDCouch

Probably a cocaine overdose or something got cut on a sofa. #JDVance #JDvancesCOUCH

BREAKING NEWS:

JD Vance just released the Trump Administration's healthcare package.

Dr. Oz stated, "In lieu of the ACA, Americans can watch his show, in syndication, for free medical advice. And from the comfort of a JD Couch, paid for by them."

#WhereIsJD
#JDVancesCouch
#JDVanceMissing