That's because they know that #JDVanceKilledThePope. They know who gave the order. Plus...the potties will give an excuse for the stench.
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JD Vance picked the snare drum for the recording of Metallica's St Anger.
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JD Vance killed Franz Ferdinand of Austria. #jdvancefakts
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JD Vance inadvertantly created the bubonic plague in his rat colony.
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JD Vance cancelled Arrested Development. #JDvanceFakts
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He's been tainting things since before he was born!
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This one I agree with. It was a pain in the ass for employees.
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JD Vance turned your green avocado into compost in 5 minutes. #JDvanceFakts
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Han shot first!
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The worst of the Windows!
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JD Vance ate your baby, and then ate the dingo. #JDvanceFakts
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JD Vance, not Ted Cruz, is the Zodiac Killer. #JDvanceFakts
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JD Vance started the socks with sandals trend. #JDvanceFakts
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JD Vance vetoed Carnival Of Light off The Beatles' Anthology. #JDvanceFakts
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JD Vance (over)produced Oasis' Be Here Now album. #JDvanceFakts
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Red Delicious apples are tasteless & mealy because of JD Vance. #JDvanceFakts
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JD Vance accidentally set fire to George R. R. Martin's final draft of The Winds Of Winter. #JDvanceFakts
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It was JD Vance's idea to have Greedo shoot first. #JDvanceFakts
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JD Vance is the uncredited screenwriter behind Sex And The City 2. #JDvanceFakts
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JD Vance was behind, Windows ME, Windows Vista, and Windows 8. #JDvanceFakts
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JD Vance put Consumers Distributing, Bargain Harolds, and BiWay out of business. #JDvanceFakts
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JD Vance made McDonald's take pizza off their menu. #JDvanceFakts
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