"WAGATHA CHRISTIE"
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#StanleyTheLabrador dug up an ancient poison bottle from his owner's garden... solving @AgathaChristie-style #MurderMystery.

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​Daily Star: "TRUMPYLAND GAZA"
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Yes, Orange Manbaby DONALD TRUMP did put out these AI images of his vision for Gaza.
And yes, the maniac is still President of the USA.
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Daily Star: "LIAR SAYS LIAR IS A LIAR"
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Lying Orange Manbaby DONALD TRUMP told "flat out lies" by calling President VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY a "dictator", says ex-PM and notorious lying git BORIS JOHNSON.
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Daily Star: "SCORCHIO.. WITH A BIT OF SNOW!"
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Lucky gits living in the South will be parading around in their budgie smugglers while poor sods up North face a bit of snow.
How very, very British.
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Daily Star: "CHANCELLOR'S PINOCCHIO CV IN FULL.."
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Chancellor RACHEL REEVES' online CV exaggerated how long she'd spent working at the Bank Of England.
Ooopsie!
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Daily Star: "WISH YOU WERE HERE?"
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Thick-as-a-brick DONALD TRUMP has a cunning plan to solve The Middle East...
Grab Gaza and turn it into a luxury holiday destination.
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Daily Star: "CREEPY McCREEPFACE"
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As U-turns go this is a humdinger...
Britain's new Ambassador to America says DONALD TRUMP - who he once called a racist - is actually a nice chap.
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Daily Star: "BATTLE OF THE YMCA"
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Original members of Village People are at war with johnny-come-lately members of the band for playing at President DONALD TRUMP's inauguration.
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Daily Star: "ORANGE MANBABY SWORN IN AS 47TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - SO HELP US GOD"
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Orange Manbaby DONALD TRUMP became 47th President.
Then gave a well-mental speech to celebrate.
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Daily Star: "SOLVED"
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It's the answer to the question you didn't realise you needed to know.
Daily Star can reveal the best way to eat a Cadbury Creme Egg.
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Daily Star: "LETTUCE WHO CRASHED THE ECONOMY TELLS BLOKE WHO IS CRASHING THE ECONOMY..."
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Our worst ever Prime Minister has told our third worst Prime Minister to stop saying she crashed the economy.
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