Whenever someone mentions my RBF I tend to show them my active bitch face. Just another bitch service I like to throw in for free. #jameyxoxo #thismyface #rbf
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I'm a Leo. If you look on my birth certificate 'Don't Touch Me Peasant' is my middle name. #jameyxoxo #humor #leo
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I try to model behavior that would have forced my father to have me institutionalized in the 1870s. #jameyxoxo #humor
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Arizona's blueberry white ice tea coming in the clutch for this autistic life. #jameyxoxo #arizonaicedtea #tea
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Don't snipe at me. Imma snipe back and I assure you my weapon is higher powered than yours. #JameyXOXO #tryjesus
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If your elevator ain't going to the top floor, what make you think you gonna get there on MY back? #jameyxoxo
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Puck: What are Daddy moans?
Internal answer: The best thing a good girl can get out her Daddy.
Actual me: I don't know. Never heard that before. #jameyxoxo
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Keep your circle as tight as your coochie. #jameyxoxo
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Hoodie up, headphones, heels and hot flashing. #jameyxoxo
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I hold grudges like 50 Cent. Better watch how you do me #jameyxoxo #humor
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Feel cute, might lure sailors to a watery grave later. #jameyxoxo #siren #humor
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Glasses thirst traps are the best ones. I have so much wrong with me. #jameyxoxo
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Feel free to come talk.
We can talk about anything you want, for as long as you like.
For you, there is nothing but time with me. #jameyxoxo
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I'm always jealous of theose people who buy old schools, fire stations and stores and turn them into homes. #jameyxoxo
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When you a handful but he got big hands... #jameyxoxo
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Work pass code generated C9nt.
Bitch you wanna fight?! I get off at 5! #jameyxoxo
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For someone who considers themselves a chill person I sure do say "Fuck dem hoes" a lot. #Jameyxoxo
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I don't understand seeking validation from someone who you don't like and you know doesn't like you?
Why should I wish you a 'Happy Birthday' when I'm not happy you were birthed to begin with? #jameyxoxo
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The witchy way I gotta remind myself that just because Nemesis and I are cool doesn't mean I have free reign to be taking hoes down in the name of justice. #jameyxoxo #witch #Nemesis
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I got my daddy's temper and my mama's aim. Y'all think cos I'm toxic; I'm not deadly. And I love that for you. #jameyxoxo
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The excitement of seeing my hanky lady is back on Etsy. Need to stock up. #jameyxoxo
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It's a lotta y'all whose cornbread ain't done in the middle and it shows. #jameyxoxo
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Started Spanish today. I took 2 years in high school but I need to work on becoming fluent. New adventure!
And no, I'm still doing Korean, too. #jameyxoxo #languages #commitment
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If I was ever your karma, you're welcome. I made you better. #jameyxoxo
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11:11 kiss complete! #jameyxoxo #witchy
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It's a lot of y'all my man has kept me from telling about themselves and y'all aren't as grateful to him as you should be. #jameyxoxo
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People are like love thy enemy. I love them enough to let them know they better not miss. Cos I snipe back. #jameyxoxo #witching
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Puck: What things do you love? Combine those and tell me your dream career based on that.
Me: Okay. Well, I guess my dream career would be running a weed taco restaurant that also is a library branch that specializes in tarot readings.
*rendered speechless* #jameyxoxo
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I don't date a lot. Is it cool to ask a dude what his big 3 are before I agree to dinner? #JameyXOXO #humor #dating
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Ohio girl shit- Googling the deadliest animal in the state and AI tells you white tailed deer, and you're like "Yeah that's about right." They are the animal assassins of Ohio for sure. #JameyXOXO #Ohio
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