but giving someone this job makes trump a #JobCreator
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Helen launched a thousand ships just with her face. #jobcreator
a CEO being killed is sorta like a regular person being killed,
except CEOs make millions of more dollars,
so its like millions of times more sad when one of them dies #JobCreator #TakeMeInstead
Constantly bitter about never being able to afford a home as nice as the one your parents bought for $18k? Remember to pour the hot oil down the drain after scalding the shit out of your hand frying tortilla strips. Remember: Landlord isnβt a job, but plumber sure is! #jobcreator #thesoupening
"One of the most pervasive tactics of the #fossilfuel industry is to tout itself as a key #jobcreator and #employer. They want us to think the world would literally collapse without them, even as itβs in freefall with them." #ClimateCrisis
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I praise Brandon Moseley for providing a steady wage to a blind monkey with a bowl, a comb, some scissors and a full jar of Dippity-Do. #jobcreator
Yeah, I'm a #JobCreator! (I invite people to comedy shows on Facebook)
Somebody come wash my dishes. There I go job creating again! #jobcreator #therestofyouarehaters
[types in a bunch of numbers into my #jobcreator app]
Seriously, 47% people of Walmart, I have a writing deadline. Plus I have to create more jobs for you people. After all, I am a #jobcreator.
I have a writing deadline, and I have so many more jobs to create. Being a#jobcreator, my work is never done. Be well, my 47% friends.
The good news about Mitt Romney's tax returns? He bought his copy of TurboTax at Staples. #JobCreator