🎙️ This just in: Many Christians believe that The Big Bang refers to when Adam and Eve first procreated. 🌎💥🍎

Sources say the snake had a lot of explaining to do.

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🎙️ This just in: The Mad Hatter suffers from erectile dysfunction in Disney’s latest animated feature, “Cialis in Wonderland.” 🎩🍵💊

Critics are calling it “an uplifting tale, if only for the first 4 hours.” #fakeheadlines #jokesbyjo

🎙️ This just in: A visually impaired and height-challenged Texas Hold-em Poker Player is sick and tired of being the small blind on every deal. 🃏👀🤏

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This Just In: A Local Man Uses His Phone to take a Portrait of a Landscape and Now He Can’t Figure Out Which Way to Hold It #FakeHeadlines #jokesbyjo

📢 This just in: Elemer’s Glue Files a Patent Infringement Lawsuit Against an Individual who used a Keyboard to Copy Paste #FakeHeadlines #jokesbyjo

📢 This just in: Local Man Who Drank Fabric Softener is Complaining of having a Bad Case of Dryer Sheets
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This just in: The letters “D.”, “E.”, “A.” and “D.” was pronounced “DEAD” at the scene. #fakeheadlines #jokesbyjo

My goal for 2025 is to inject the world with so much positivity that we barely notice a change in administration. If others do this too, maybe we can get through the next half-decade? #positivity #newyears #newyearsresolution #comedy #jokesbyjo

Why would Elon Musk purchase Twitter only to rename it “X (formerly Twitter)”? #twitter #bluesky #x #elonmusk #jokesbyjo