Judge Hits Pause: Trump’s Birthright Citizenship Order Takes a Coffee Break #Satire #TrumpOrders #BirthrightCitizenship #JudicialPause #JestPressNews By: TheJestPress.com In what White House officials are calling “the greatest, most tremendous pause in judicial history,” a federal judge announced today a temporary halt to former President Trump’s latest birthright citizenship order, citing concerns over “unprecedented levels of confusion, and also—wait, how is he still making orders?” The order, which Trump issued from a golden Mar-a-Lago golf cart, allegedly commanded “anyone born near, around, or within vaguely American airspace (including but not limited to Delta Sky Lounge bathrooms) must carry proof their great-great-grandparents pronounced ‘covfefe’ correctly before being granted citizenship.”

Judge Hits Pause: Trump’s Birthright Citizenship Order Takes a Coffee Break

#Satire #TrumpOrders #BirthrightCitizenship #JudicialPause #JestPressNews By: TheJestPress.com In what White House officials are calling “the greatest, most tremendous pause in judicial history,” a federal judge announced…