Nope, i don't blame Coldplay for the scandal. So what if there was a camera. Don't fuck about and you'll not be found out and that rhymes, so I'll have an extra roast potato, thanks.
#KeepYourPantsOn and your hair, judging by some of the posts today.

@crazyhoser18.bsky.social 🎫 Welcome to W-T-FM! You’ve got a golden ticket for a free virtual drink—just don't get too cozy, no one's allowed to take their pants off here. Let's kick back, chat, and ignore the chaos. #WTFM #GoldenTicket #VirtualVibes #KeepYourPantsOn

The truth about “you picked her” #makebetterchoices #keepyourpantson #womeninmalefields

On this day in 27 BEC (Before Earth Collapse), the largest man made #earthquake is produced to make the world's largest hot springs. This plan backfires, as the molten core evaporates the oceans and kills 99% of all life. Luckily, sauna culture takes over. #towels4all #keepyourpantson

The older I get the more annoying kids tend to be #keepyourpantson

I am fascinated with hashtags like #eyeroll and #keepyourpantson or #justsaying

@mvermut I think I now owe you a series of links to grim photos of other people I don't want to see without their pants #keepyourpantson