Kowloon Barged City News

@heliblocks.bsky.social

1 year ago

🚨NEW TECH DROP🚨

Say hello to SumpRunner™ – autonomous sewer-crawling subs that brave Kowloon’s blackwater arteries to deliver payloads directly into your bathroom.

No front doors. No drones. Just precision backpipe logistics.

💩 Inbound. Stay flushed.
#KowloonBargedCity #FlushForward

Kowloon Barged City News

@heliblocks.bsky.social

1 year ago

🚨 BREAKING: Several Saddam Hussein doppelgangers arrive in Kowloon Barged City aboard an ice pirate smuggling vessel from Syria! 🧊🛳️ Seeking refuge, they claim neutrality amid rising tensions. The Council debates granting asylum. #IcePirates #LifeAfloat #KowloonBargedCity