Review of Land of Painted Caves. 2 stars. Review text in body of post

I like this world but the writing is a bit repetitive. Not to mention I hate the MMC. He's such a self-
absorbed dip. It severely affects my ability to enjoy the story.

#LandOfPaintedCaves #JeanMAuel #EarthsChildren

#landofpaintedcaves One last thing: http://bit.ly/ii7ISK I AGREE xD #linkspammage

#landofpaintedcaves And it's over! Sorry for tweet-spamming, guys. I just love complaining about less-than-perfect books. xD

#landofpaintedcaves I should have known that the alcoholic family would end up with disgraced parents and kids under the care of the Sues.

#landofpaintedcaves Almost finished. Good thing, too. I don't know how many more paragraphs of Sue-Love-Proclamations I can take.

#landofpaintedcaves Here he comes, Gary Sue the Hero, off to save Mary Sue because Junior Sue apparently can't for some reason.

#landofpaintedcaves Oh no, Mary Sue isn't waking up. Who wants to bet Gary Sue forgets their issues and is the one to bring her back? xD

#landofpaintedcaves To clarify, this book is hilarious in how ridiculously it's suddenly become a soapie. xD

#landofpaintedcaves Oh no. Both Mary and Gary Sue are suicidal. Whatever shall happen to them and Junior Sue. I am overcome with emotion.

#landofpaintedcaves ARGH, we get it, Mary-Sue-I-Mean-Ayla has a bloody accent! Stop mentioning it!

#landofpaintedcaves Yaaay, a soap opera. Joy and exuberance.

#landofpaintedcaves Please not to be describing a deer's antlers as "a sizable rack" kthxbai

#landofpaintedcaves Oh joy, the return of the porn. I thought she'd seen sense and removed it. Over halfway through, tho. Must be a record.

#landofpaintedcaves An entire paragraph dedicated to explaining exactly how everyone loves and adores Mary-Sue, I mean, Ayla.

#landofpaintedcaves Well, that was a really sudden and random jump ahead four years there. Nice of you to warn us, author.

#landofpaintedcaves Ayla, Jondalar and Zelandoni are in a cave, talking!